TLDR version: Cloudflare want to be the reverse proxy for the entire fucking internet but don't want deal with the bullshit they should've seen a mile away.
Let 'em continue having to block their own IP addresses then maybe the wider internet will realize the need for more diversification in CDNs.
Yes, I know I'm posting in c/Piracy, but anarchy is fun too and I really want to see Cloudflare have it's wings clipped.