With a sharpie?
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To be fair there was a hurricane that needed to be dealt with there.
Brilliant!
Mars is getting nuked again‽
or if you prefer it in video form: https://youtu.be/sm9BFRP93_k
yes the video is about setting titanium on fire, be patient.
(also no the study is some crackpot bullshit, the paper is funny and the video is even funnier because Explosions & Fire is an amazing channel)
also no the study is some crackpot bullshit
Too late; I'm a Mars nuke truther now and it's all your fault.
Oh boy, it's the Expanse irl.
You can't just blow a hole in the surface of mars.