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[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 11 points 3 days ago

With a sharpie?

To be fair there was a hurricane that needed to be dealt with there.

[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mars is getting nuked again
or if you prefer it in video form: https://youtu.be/sm9BFRP93_k

yes the video is about setting titanium on fire, be patient.

(also no the study is some crackpot bullshit, the paper is funny and the video is even funnier because Explosions & Fire is an amazing channel)

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

also no the study is some crackpot bullshit

Too late; I'm a Mars nuke truther now and it's all your fault.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago
[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 days ago

You can't just blow a hole in the surface of mars.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Oh boy, it's the Expanse irl.