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Trump Escalates Musk Feud By Nuking Mars (theonion.com)
submitted 7 months ago by negativenull@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 12 points 7 months ago

With a sharpie?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

To be fair there was a hurricane that needed to be dealt with there.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Brilliant!

[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mars is getting nuked again‽
or if you prefer it in video form: https://youtu.be/sm9BFRP93_k

yes the video is about setting titanium on fire, be patient.

(also no the study is some crackpot bullshit, the paper is funny and the video is even funnier because Explosions & Fire is an amazing channel)

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

also no the study is some crackpot bullshit

Too late; I'm a Mars nuke truther now and it's all your fault.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Oh boy, it's the Expanse irl.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 7 months ago

You can't just blow a hole in the surface of mars.