Missed the chance of writing it as "testing different bistros" but yeah, facts no printer
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Thanks bro
Is mayonnaise a distribution?
Looks like it. You distribute it across the bread.
Are you talking about making a grilled cheese where you sub Mayo for the butter? Cuz it turns out pretty awesome!
Yep! I was very surprised with the result as well.
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This is what using Lemmy feels like sometimes.
Here's some others:
- Windows is garbage. The last time windows was good was Windows [10, 7, 2000, NT, 3.1, O/S2].
- don't you care about your privacy?
- All AI is all slop all the time. If you think of using AI you are garbage.
- Star Trek. I have no issues with my Star Trek homies. Y'all are awesome.
You are forgetting:
- you have the moral obligation to pirate all creative works.
IP as a concept exists in a superstate where it's bad in the context of piracy but good in the context of generative AI.
When I watch a movie, the credits roll at the end. I can look up the actors on IMDb. Even if I pirated it, I know who made it. That's how I know Rian Johnson is a good director and I should watch anything he makes.
AI can't name its inspiration.
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The last time Windows was good was⦠hmm. Never. It was never good.
windows n-1 was was good: an always relevant statement not because itβs true, but because less shit than whatever the garbage is now is such a low bar
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I'm sure Linux is overrepresented across the whole of Lemmy but to be fair, we are in a community specifically about Linux. You could also just block the term Linux and be done with it
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Let me interject for a moment. What youβve referred to as βbutterβ is actually βI canβt believe itβs not/butterβ. Have a pleasant day!
Oh, I remember that margarine brand, ICBINB: I Can't Believe ICBINB's Not Butter
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I think you need to reinitialize pan.sh
so, that's NetBSD under heavy load.
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No need for a vm btw, you can try a lot of them from your browser using distrosea.
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This is so stupid. I love it.
Looks like an average Google Gemini reponse
Id like ai a lot more if this were the case
Alright guys I'm gonna tell you...I don't use butter on my grilled cheese.
Nah. I use mayonnaise. A very thin coating, it doesn't take much -- and ultimately it's easier for butter to be many more calories and taste inferior
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before you reach for butter, have you even considered whether or not a rolling release distro is right for you?
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Good news, everyone! I've invented a way to install Linux on a stick of margarine!
Instructions unclear. Sandwich now smells funny
arch is like when you put bacon on your grilled cheese and dip it in tomato soup
way better than youβd expect, or a structurally catastrophic mess
and thatβs a 50/50 or
Just be to grow your own tomatoes and raise your own cows first
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Distros, bistros, tomatoh, tomahto.
spoiler
Or just start with Ubuntu, while using a good mayonnaise for your grilled cheese.
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Next recipe: peanut butter and Mint jelly
instead of fried chicken, eat grilled chicken, instead of soda, drink grilled chicken
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