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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] btbt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You rolled a 2. You shit yoursel.

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[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Each player cam only make one action, one free action and one bonus action per turn. You rolled a 6 - you shit yourself.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You rolled a 6. You shit yourself.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually, i shit the floor. Checkmate atheist

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

In a world where everyone's shitting their pants the naked man is king

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hell yeah im a copromancer

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You rolled a 3. You shit yourself german-mud-wizard

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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do I do a cartwheel if I get a 5? I've always wanted to do a good cartwheel.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At this game table we follow the 'rule of cool', so if there's an opportunity to add flair and flourish, I'll allow it. You roll a five, cartwheel and shit yourself.

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[–] Anxious_Anarchist@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Do you have any class modifiers or skills you want to add to the dice roll? You rolled a 2. You shit yourself.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Congratulations you rolled a 1 - you shit yourself :)

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