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Adobe's latest wearable tech promises dynamic clothing that can change at the push of a button::undefined

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[-] Someguy89@lemmy.world 114 points 8 months ago

I just want healthcare and a planet that's not on fire.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 61 points 8 months ago

Best I can do is microplastics in your blood.

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 16 points 8 months ago

We already have forever chemicals in your blood at home. It’s called Teflon.

[-] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 8 months ago

What percent cyborg does this make me?

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 4 points 8 months ago
[-] drislands@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago

To be fair, Adobe wasn't going to fix either of those problems.

[-] anlumo@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

For that, people would need to stop voting for neoliberals first.

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

TIL. I hadn't looked up that word before, just assumed it meant 'new liberal' in the USA liberal vs conservative sense, when really it seems to mean virtually the opposite of what liberal means here.

[-] anlumo@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Not really. The trick in the US system is that both parties are neoliberal, so there actually isn't a choice. They just differ in social aspects (neoliberalism is purely about economy).

The opposite of a neoliberal within a democratic framework would more or less be a social democrat (like Bernie Sanders).

[-] nooneescapesthelaw@lemmy.ml -3 points 8 months ago

What steps are you taking towards that goal?

[-] GameWarrior@lemmy.one 64 points 8 months ago

What happens when adobe decides to stop supporting this? Are you left with useless waste?

[-] Cyclist@lemmy.world 50 points 8 months ago

And how much is the annual subscription?

[-] malloc@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

$69.99/month. $49.99 for every design change.

$999.99 for a 2 year warranty. Only Adobe Technicians can service it.

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 24 points 8 months ago

When you miss a payment in your subscription, it will randomly turn transparent while you’re out and about.

[-] malloc@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

👀👀👀👀

[-] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 46 points 8 months ago

> Adobe

The clothing will go transparent unless you pay a monthly fee.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

The clothing will have 3rd party ads unless you pay a monthly fee.

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Just what I need.

[-] alphacyberranger@lemmy.world 44 points 8 months ago

So if your subscription expires, will it go fully transparent?

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

While cool, what a waste of everything.

[-] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Beautiful plastic bullshit

[-] philodendron 10 points 8 months ago

My pencil case wore it better

[-] ezchili@iusearchlinux.fyi 10 points 8 months ago

Could we ban that kinda shit for climate change until the planet's unfucked please

(i.e. probably never)

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

If it makes money to someone, fuck the planet. We all know how capitalism works at this point.

[-] alienanimals@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Adobe's CEO Shantanyu is a greedy bastard.

[-] just_another_person@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

*while standing.

Imagine sitting down with this and it not breaking to pieces. Also, the power pack and whatever the compute module is also back there, and definitely not small.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

They probably have their arm behind their back for a reason

[-] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago

Power and compute unit is rather trivial problem to solve, I suppose it's big as it's on a prototype state. But that looks more like a scale mail apron with e-ink displays than a fabric you could actually use as a clothing. Neat tech demo, but that's pretty much it.

[-] just_another_person@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

Did you watch the video? She said she sewed each piece together herself. It's sewn, not one rigid piece of anything.

[-] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

There's also 30 second clip showing how the thing is built and it is pretty much scale mail -style pieces with an single pixel e-ink style display (apparently that's not really e-ink, but something similar). That's not something I would call 'fabric'. Embedding electronics to clothing isn't a new idea and it has been done by hobbyists and professionals over and over again with different solutions, this is just one more.

I don't doubt her claim, she sewed the dress and the components on top of it, but that's still not something I would call 'dynamic clothing'. If I hot glue an E-ink display on my baseball cap and mount batteries + arduino on it would that be dynamic clothing? With some definition, maybe, but in my opinion the story claims to be a bit more than that.

[-] ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 months ago

Just in time for Halloween. Let’s all get this dress, make Rorschach masks and terrorize CEOs.

[-] malloc@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Not very practical. How do you clean this thing? One drunk white girl night and that thing is headed to the landfill

[-] zerofk@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

You want me to wear the same thing twice? Why do you hate me?

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago
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