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[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 135 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Half of the things they do in boot camp is just the drill instructor's kink.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Say, uh, how does one become a drill instructor, exactly? My friend keeps asking.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 11 points 4 days ago

Well, first, you gotta join the military.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Well you need to know a lot about the reproductive process of amphibians, so that you can tell others about it.

That and minor in aggressive rap music might help.

Also watching Bob Ross, as he used to be a drill instructor.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago
[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 100 points 5 days ago (4 children)

lmao forgot all about these. the marine corps is truly the gayest-coded branch. not the most gays by a long shot, but we all did the gayest stuff constantly

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I once had a post-service friend challenge me to gay chicken thinking he was some hot shit. He learned there was a civilian league and a pro league that day.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How far did you take it, you two married yet?

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We annulled when he tapped out at consummation time.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 9 points 4 days ago

Fucking weakling

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The booty shorts for running are the best

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think you mean Ranger panties

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

YES, ranger panties, I got the wrong branch of service

[–] tux7350@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In the Marine Corps we called them "silkies" they were banned when I was in for being to revealing though lol

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Hmmm 😏 care to expand on that?

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

My experience would disagree about the USMC having the least. 😏

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 54 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh boy ..... HumancentiPad .... the army agreed to an iTunes user agreement

[–] Marighost@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hopefully he ate the vanilla paste and not the cuttlefish and asparagus.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

The forehead wrinkles say "nope".

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 46 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh these pushups 😅

The closer you are to the crack the gayer you are, the further the harder the pushup is…

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why? Wouldn't you gain a third limb to push up with?

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ummm… Sir your weee is supposed to grow in a 180 not in a 90 degree?

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Sfer fukin rown kerners

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago

This had better not awaken something in me

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago

Quoth Gay/Not Gay by King Missile:

See, look, uh, I-I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay... they fuck my shit right up

Like a guy calls me up and says, uh, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other a little, you know, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No."

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

If this is the intro to a porn video imma be so mad ^and^ ^kindly^ ^ask^ ^for^ ^the^ ^link.^

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 21 points 4 days ago

Tactical combat human centipede!

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Looks like Diaz guy purposely moved down to fuck the guy behind him.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 9 points 4 days ago

Classic Diaz

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

tbf, "fuck" is a matter of perspective.

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Clearly he's got a power bottom, since his bottom is generating all the power.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

The power bottom is the powerhouse of the cell.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Eating ass is someone's personal Vietnam.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And my personal moon landing

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Not Uranus?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

They must be doing it wrong

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So is this like a daisy chain or does someone not get their grundle munched? What about the poor guy with the breath of fresh air?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago

Let's just hope nobody farts.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 20 points 4 days ago

Don't ask, don't tell...

[–] juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 5 days ago

Is this… real?!

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 13 points 4 days ago

This is called a humiliation ritual. Conformity and Team Building. The brothel of violence and brutality.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 days ago

Digging trenches is an essential skill.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

peace and love on planet earth <3

[–] Kentifer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Is there anything that's worth more?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago

Not any kind of war I'd want to be a part of, anyway.

I'm joking, of course. War is stupid.

[–] Rodneyck@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

His eyes and forehead wrinkles tell the whole story.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is how they snuff out the trans soldiers.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago

Sniff*, eh? I think the snuff vids would have the heads underneath as heavy weights were placed on top...

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