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[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 135 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Half of the things they do in boot camp is just the drill instructor's kink.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Say, uh, how does one become a drill instructor, exactly? My friend keeps asking.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 11 points 10 months ago

Well, first, you gotta join the military.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well you need to know a lot about the reproductive process of amphibians, so that you can tell others about it.

That and minor in aggressive rap music might help.

Also watching Bob Ross, as he used to be a drill instructor.

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[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 100 points 10 months ago (4 children)

lmao forgot all about these. the marine corps is truly the gayest-coded branch. not the most gays by a long shot, but we all did the gayest stuff constantly

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I once had a post-service friend challenge me to gay chicken thinking he was some hot shit. He learned there was a civilian league and a pro league that day.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How far did you take it, you two married yet?

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We annulled when he tapped out at consummation time.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 10 points 10 months ago

Fucking weakling

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The booty shorts for running are the best

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think you mean Ranger panties

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

YES, ranger panties, I got the wrong branch of service

[–] tux7350@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In the Marine Corps we called them "silkies" they were banned when I was in for being to revealing though lol

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Hmmm 😏 care to expand on that?

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

My experience would disagree about the USMC having the least. 😏

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh boy ..... HumancentiPad .... the army agreed to an iTunes user agreement

[–] Marighost@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully he ate the vanilla paste and not the cuttlefish and asparagus.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

The forehead wrinkles say "nope".

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh these pushups 😅

The closer you are to the crack the gayer you are, the further the harder the pushup is…

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why? Wouldn't you gain a third limb to push up with?

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ummm… Sir your weee is supposed to grow in a 180 not in a 90 degree?

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Sfer fukin rown kerners

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

This had better not awaken something in me

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Looks like Diaz guy purposely moved down to fuck the guy behind him.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 9 points 10 months ago

Classic Diaz

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

tbf, "fuck" is a matter of perspective.

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Clearly he's got a power bottom, since his bottom is generating all the power.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The power bottom is the powerhouse of the cell.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago

Tactical combat human centipede!

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So is this like a daisy chain or does someone not get their grundle munched? What about the poor guy with the breath of fresh air?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

Let's just hope nobody farts.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

If this is the intro to a porn video imma be so mad ^and^ ^kindly^ ^ask^ ^for^ ^the^ ^link.^

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Eating ass is someone's personal Vietnam.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And my personal moon landing

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Not Uranus?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

They must be doing it wrong

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago

Don't ask, don't tell...

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago

Quoth Gay/Not Gay by King Missile:

See, look, uh, I-I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay... they fuck my shit right up

Like a guy calls me up and says, uh, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other a little, you know, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No."

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

Digging trenches is an essential skill.

[–] juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 10 months ago

Is this… real?!

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 13 points 10 months ago

This is called a humiliation ritual. Conformity and Team Building. The brothel of violence and brutality.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

peace and love on planet earth <3

[–] Kentifer@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Is there anything that's worth more?

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

His eyes and forehead wrinkles tell the whole story.

[–] Rodneyck@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You ate Taco Bell yesterday, huh?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Not any kind of war I'd want to be a part of, anyway.

I'm joking, of course. War is stupid.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is how they snuff out the trans soldiers.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 10 months ago

Sniff*, eh? I think the snuff vids would have the heads underneath as heavy weights were placed on top...

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