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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

it's only bad if it happens to me. i voted for him so it would only happen to others. not me though.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 39 minutes ago (1 children)

He's not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.

[–] asg101@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

thoughts and prayers...

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago
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Oh well sucks to be you.

Something something about leopards eating a lot of faces.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago

He said he voted for trump twice. But it seems more likely that he voted all three times like the article stated.

The moron can't even count to three.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 20 hours ago
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

He voted with his heart

Well, him and his heart are fucking stupid. I'd say try voting with your fucking BRAIN, but given the source, that's a laugh.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

Well bless his heart.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 34 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I believe that most of these people are now speaking because in reality what they are saying is "look I was loyal to you, give my job back but still I support you making others suffer"

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@lemm.ee 7 points 10 hours ago

"He's hurting the wrong people" - jeaniuses

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

FUCK HIM.

These people are NAZIS.

They voted for him because he is a NAZI.

NAZIS should never be allowed to continue existing.

FUCK THAT NAZI. HOPE HE GETS SHOT.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 164 points 1 day ago

He would still be spitting MAGA bullshit and wearing that stupid ass red hat if his job was still intact. He only cares now because it hit his situation.

No sympathy for this idiot because he never had any and still doesn't.

[–] don@lemm.ee 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

^oh no.^

So I got an order of lamb biryani from a local Indian restaurant, that stuff is absolutely delicious! If you haven’t tried it, I fully recommend.

[–] Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Lamb based Indian meals are just the best. The biryani is delicious, and I'm also particular to a lamb organ josh. Now I want one - Brick Lane, here I come!

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 75 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Literally MAGA "conservatives" in a nutshell.

If it happens to you then "good, fuck you lib, cry more! Haha!"

If it happens to me "noooo it's bad! It shouldn't happen!"

Selfish cunts.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

NAZIS.

They are not conservatives; they are NAZIS.

Treat them like what they are: NAZIS.

[–] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 19 hours ago

A distinction without a difference

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

I am sure literally any other MAGA "conservatives" that happens to look at this article are probably rationing this as "not my problem", Or "this dude is not real MAGA".

As MAGA people used to say, wake up you sheep.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Vaggumon@lemm.ee 90 points 1 day ago

Hahahahaha get fucked.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

vote for him once, shame on him, vote for him again, shame on you.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 20 hours ago

Vote for him once, shame on you. Vote for him again, shame on you. Vote for him a third time?!? Are you fucking kidding me?

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago

That's what I told my parents and siblings. The first time was curiosity. The second time was intentional. They knew who he was and what he would do. There's no excuse they could give that would justify that second vote outside a lack of empathy and selfishness.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 58 points 1 day ago

These people are so fucking stupid and deserving of all the bad things coming their way.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I believe this, but wtf is this source? He voted with his greed, cruelty and racism.

The raw honesty of his message struck a nerve. For some, it served as a cautionary tale. For others, it was a reflection of the growing number of working-class families struggling under the weight of policy decisions they once believed would help them.

“He voted with his heart, but now he’s paying with his livelihood,” one Reddit user commented. “That’s the real cost of broken promises.”

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

He should have voted with his brain.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

Lmao it's prose

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[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They always got the indoor sunglasses selfies

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Speaks Out

.. so brave! /s

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Yeah... those of us who will listen already know and the ones who won't listen will refuse to know until it's too late for them, too.

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Imagine how many people would still have jobs if people had just voted for the status quo candidate, instead of the one promising to burn everything down.

Good news for him, I guess. They're hiring more goons for the goon squad - I mean ICE.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

NAZIS.

They are NAZIS.

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] gadfly1999@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

What was that thing they like to say: elections have consequences.

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