Black bear walks into a gas station bar, takes a pack of gummy bears and leaves (www.cbc.ca)

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The owners of the store at Tipton Gas Bar in Lake Cowichan, B.C., were baffled when a black bear walked in and stole a bag of gummy bears.

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[-] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 48 points 8 months ago

Not gonna lie, I came here expecting a punchline.

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I for real thought it was from the dad jokes sub. I was super relieved when I realized it was a link to a news story about an actual bear, and not that the punchline was supposed to be that the bear was black and stole something.

[-] HumanPenguin@feddit.uk 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Sounds bad. But black bears ate the nicest bears. Genrally just scared of people. I lived in altanta for a while. Bears entered the surrounding cities every now and then. Got stuck onnlampposts trying to avoid people. Now brown bears will fuck you up.

[-] janus2@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 8 months ago

A brown bear and polar bear case the joint from across the street, taking notes. Their black bear accomplice rejoins them with a gummy grin. "These idiots are a good mark. They don't know to fight back!"