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[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

BIG NATURAL S(torms)

[–] Philote@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 months ago

Prepare to stare down this pair of huge units as they create an Areola’s effect from the rising pressure system entering the moisture zone down below.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Low pressure fronts are stored in the balls

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Anthropogenic global naturals...

[–] engelsaxons@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

volcel-kamala

Note: As a minor history lesson, this woman was once well-known for some reason.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gonna tell my kids this was Lana Del Rey.

[–] engelsaxons@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Once Upon a Dream indeed kelly

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago
[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Two massive spirals hovering over the United States confirm our worst fear, hypnodommes have assumed control over HAARP.

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

double testicular torsion.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

This is creating a high pressure system... in my pants!

awooga

[–] someone@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Gaia Gone Wild.

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 17 points 2 months ago

Depression system in California yields yet another album cover for the Ret Hot Chili Peppers

[–] MichaelBrosefSavage@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

The left one does naturally hang a little lower

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

la ~~niña~~ señorita

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I should call the weather station.

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 13 points 2 months ago

those are balls

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

The US taking yet two more Ls

[–] William_Nilliam@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

volcel-judge I don't know what you're implying that's just the most recent weather pattern

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Check out those big natural warm fronts

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago
[–] loaExMachina@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I know,
I know I've let you down...

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Two BBL (Big Barometric Low) Drizzles

[–] abc@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

It's called an Omega Block Pattern but you can also refer to them as Omega Boobie Patterns if you want

[–] MikeyChaz@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago
[–] jack@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Sisters, not twins