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[โ€“] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And there goes the national debt...TO THE MOON ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ

yeah some of the billionaires money isn't even real, the government just gives it to them without having it in the first place

[โ€“] adarza@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

any global conflicts currently? nope.

any actual national emergencies currently? nope.

any international catastrophes recently? nope.

republicunt in the white house? yup.

ding. ding. we have a winner. to the fucking moon the debt shall go.

s/nope/not yet/g

Give it time, Trumpler will have all 3.

But because of the belligerent attitude other countries stopped buying US debt, at a time where debt is exploding and up for renewable. Something is going to break.

[โ€“] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

And the only real stipulations is the oppression of your workers and bending the knee to those more money than you.

[โ€“] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Goddamnit, I hate this shit. Its simple, folks. You have to spend money to make money. That's how the saying goes, and that's how the world works. When my car insurance goes up despite my flawless driving record, I don't ask them to explain where the money is going, I just pay my fucking bills. When my rent gets increased despite the house I'm in literally falling apart around me, I don't ask why they don't send repair people, I just pay my goddamned rent. You all act so entitled, like there is some great value that is to be derived from your work. You're a fucking slob just like everyone else, and you are lucky that the companies trust you enough to do business with you in the first place. Hell, I'd pay double just to get a meaty black uncut cock in the ass and I'd be thankful for the privilege. I mean, I'd pay them a lot of money for that. Even if it was just one time. Just once, and I would sing their praises. Just, sing. Fuck you, anyway. Fucking slobs. Stop wasting your time posting about this shit online and get back to work.

[โ€“] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Had me in the first half. But judging by the downvotes, half the people don't recognize sarcasm :)

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Not trickling down, that's for sure.

[โ€“] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

More police to fuck us all up.

[โ€“] oyzmo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Musk is still smiling...

The weirdo is taking it

[โ€“] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Redundancy payments.

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