I like how they think it's even a genuine possibility that the admins would edit it to discredit the "real" story, rather than applying occam's razor and realizing it was a troll like they already seemed to think.
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.
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Can the admins even do that?
Check your profile, it appears the dastardly admins have already modified it to make all your posts for years really bad.
I walked right into that one
Here's the menu I see.
Something very funny to me about "ban from community" and "appoint as moderator" buttons being right next to each other. Just asking for one hell of a misclick.
The ban from site and appoint to admin used to be next to each other
well they have pop-ups asking to confirm choice so thankfully there's no whoopsies
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Nah, dessalines is very against admins having the ability to edit posts
No, and I’m gay
I doubt it. The ability to just simply cw a post instead of having to wait for the op to do it would be something that the mod team would use more then not.
Nope.
These people will not survive the day Xi lets the Chinese posters roam free on the western web.
It will be the shitposting equivalent of Genghis Khan's conquests
That's not what I typed in the box.
What a weasely fucking little liar
Damn, straight up falsifying evidence for an internet post about a shit post
Those chuds say Dessalines is personally funded by the CPC they dont care about lying
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Canyon201. Since undoubtedly you browse HexBear to be mad, please come and do an AMA. Would be fascinating to peek inside the brain of someone so insurmountable gullible.
kind of confirms my theory that people who hate us just take everything they read on the internet extremely literally and at face value all the time. It's like they just turn into 
once your jokes deviate from regurgitated redditisms or tenuously related media references
Masses, Elites, and Rebels: the Theory of "Brainwashing" regularly proving to be a must read. People always license themselves to believe what they want, so they will uncritically accept that which conforms to their views even in the face of opposing evidence, generally.
At first I thought this story was written by AI, then I just realised it was written by a redditor. The only way to tell them apart is to mentally add "and then everyone clapped" at the end.
It's definitely a Hexbear. Make sure to read the follow-up.
Oh dang, then I was masterfully trolled, well done Xiaohongshu!
Seems it was an impersonator.
Good thing they'll elect the next XHS in the papal conclave
Lmao
Why do people think xhs2 isn't xhs? Is there any credible evidence or just vibes?
Vibes but also... why would the user write a deeply unserious satirical post about going to Xinjiang and peeing their pants in solidarity with Uyghurs? Also, look at the modlog
Banned xiaohongshu2 [none/use name]
reason: User Impersonation
XHS2 gave the mod team the vibes of being a fake
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