Asking her out. Next to her friends. They laughed a lot.

In first grade I had a crush on this boy. We were in art class standing in line to show the teacher what we did and I got to stand next to him. I was so excited. So excited that I suddenly needed to pee. I was dancing around because I didn’t want to leave the line. So eventually what happened was I knew it was coming out and in my embarrassment I looked him dead in the eye and peed my pants.

This girl I knew had a fake seizure in front of me at a public museum. She had a crush on me, which I already was aware of, but I liked her as a friend. Even so, the flag was pretty red on that friendship.

We did an akward block passing. "Go left, no, right, no, left, no, right."

We were out in a group and very drunk, and he said I could kiss him, but it ended up being this weird lunge and everyone fell about laughing.

He did stick his hands down my shorts later, so it wasn't entirely a failure...

Write them like a super long angsty letter about it all which they promptly shared throughout my school. Decades ago now and we eventually hooked up and then went out separate ways but man was it a bummer at the time.

Got loser drunk.