I used to eat my Jimmy Johns sandwiches like that a decade ago. Back when they were big and cheap sandwiches. It just made it easier to no have it fall apart as much.
I never stopped halfway, though. Once you begin, there should be no survivors.
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
323 points (99.4% liked)
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
3397 readers
95 users here now
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
Finished checking out all the posts here? Also checkout !shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca!
(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
If you did this when you came back it would be the objectively better half. More filling density at the expense of being harder to store
If you take your bites right you can rotate and lock the halves together like puzzle pieces
Sometimes you just gotta eat a sub that way if it’s so stuffed that it would fall apart otherwise
Not from Subway, it isn't. They're stingy with lettuce. I honestly don't know how they stay in business.
Geez, Lemmy is popping off today
Oh my GOD, you ate it THAT way??!?!?!??
You're supposed to eat the TOP half first!!!
I understand this is a joke but that doesn't change the fact someone actually did this.
Eating a foot long the looooonggg wayyy