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[–] GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] WildPalmTree@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

That comment never fails to leave a smile on my face. Its so perfect and deadpan. Seen it a million times; hoping for a million more.

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Tåts'n'prairs

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 116 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry, but if he was stupid & racist enough to vote for Trump again after Trump collectively lost the USA almost all soybean sales to China in his first term of misrule, I simply can't have any pity for this guy.

I hope he loses everything.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 102 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I want to say they actually interviewed him before the election too, I do remember seeing some soy bean farmer being interviewed, and he admitted on camera that the soy bean market didn't recover from the first set of Trump tariffs but was going to vote for Trump because reasons.

They deserve all of this.

[–] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Please provide link, that would be memeable.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I wish I could find it but nothing comes up and unfortunately I didn't save it.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Looking for a handout? A little socialism? Pick yourself up by your bootstraps.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 57 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It amazes me how these people are basically a stereotype. Especially for all their talk about individuality...

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

They are sheep who have no individual identity so they adopt what they see on TV. And they all watch the same channel.

[–] digitalnuisance@infosec.pub 8 points 4 days ago

It is genuinely funny how every one of these people over the years has to start their major complaint with "I still love trump, but [insert horrible trump policy]".

Like, they can't tear themselves away from the cult for even a second. It's fascinating.

[–] rodneylives@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Something that will immediately lower my regard for a piece of writing is the use of "cuck," for any purpose.

[–] rodneylives@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And I'll add that calling someone "beta" will lower it an additional notch. Please don't adopt blitheringly stupid memes.

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago

is this maybe related to 4chan having been shut down?

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Half the comments on any given post are a reproduction of some memeified response.

[–] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

How about you grow stuff Americans want, rather than what the govt will buy and give away overseas ?

You know - like Trump suggested.

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

This statement shows that you don't understand much about modern, mechanical farming.

It's a lot of expensive equipment specialized for picking & packing the crop you are harvesting. One of my vendor's combines are $500k to start & it only picks cotton.

This makes it very difficult & expensive to just change crops on a whim. Not to mention, you can only grow what your soil & climate will actually grow. Soybeans are wonderful for nitrogen fixation so it's pretty common to grow between other crops.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well obviously the tariffs will make all that equipment he would need cheaper. That's how tariffs work, right? I am assured that Trump is playing 4D chess, so that has to be the way...

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

As far as I can tell via a quick search, John Deere combines are mostly made in the USA. I doubt they will be getting any cheaper.

[–] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If these welfare queens can't make anything people want then no matter - there's a million people lined up ready to take their job.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

Turning hateful terms back on the people who originated them doesn't protect innocent bystanders from that hate. Please stop.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

shitler only likes winners and hates losers. those shitler supporting farmers need to stop bitching and get back to work. "America" can't win if these assholes keep losing the game for their divine shitler.

after all, they voted for this.

[–] plantmoretrees@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

Exactly, here in Nebraska (Blue Dot Representing!) the farmers alternate soy beans and corn so the soil stays fertile. The leave the corn stalks from one season and over plant soy the next, then the following season till in the soy plant remains and start again.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 days ago

Soybeans are cattle in plant form.

[–] plantmoretrees@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Eat shit fat boy

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Apparently he's tired of all the winning.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago
[–] Steve@startrek.website 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Soy bean farmer? Dafuq is that? No crop rotation, just soy every year?

[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Conservatives think crop rotation is a woke, DEI, inner-city hoax.

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago

Crop rotation? You mean bio DIVERSITY?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They usually just dump soil amendments on it.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Soybean fixes nitrogen so unless they're rotating to corn (which is pretty normal), it's just P+K.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

And it's a shit way to farm.

[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

No way that dude can wipe himself. He’s gotta be using a toilet brush or something. I bet he can clear an auditorium with his dank, baleful farts.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

don't forget he probably eats a lot of soybeans.

[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago

I wash muh-self with a rag on a stick.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Wow look at that specimen of genetic superiority. Breathtaking

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

You LIBTARDS need to Be NICE and have some HUMANITY! THIS MAN thought Trump's VERY CLEAR Policies would ONL Effect GAY people! He had NO IDEA Trump would ALSO effect STRAIGHT WHITE MALES! It's an HONEST Mistake! STOP being So Divisive COMMIES!

Babe wake up, new wojack just dropped

[–] CoolSouthpaw@lemmy.world -5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Is he in the running for one of the most ugly people in the world? Yuck. Who the fuck let him on TV?

Edit: Why am I being downvoted? I'm right.

[–] ghostlychonk@lemm.ee 0 points 4 days ago

He looks like a gigantic baby that someone drew a goatee on.