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[–] Letsdothisok@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Got any older memes pug?

[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

it'd still be cool as fuck, i wouldn't even be mad

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah, what's the new civilization's tech like? Bound to be more advancements than just travel speed. Do they have sufficiently fast FTL communication with Earth to keep up with the tech advancements?

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 days ago

There's an HFY story where the guy in the slow ship became a tourist attraction for the advanced humans that beat him to his destination.

His bank account had grown to billions and they offered him billions more to keep it going.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago

“Hard” Sci-Fi stories making a big deal about faster than light not being possible but then treating pods that magically freeze and revive a human body for years as such a triviality that we invented them by 2004 or something in the timeline.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Sounds awesome not only you skipped the hardest part you have everything setup and get to live a good life. Unless of course that was your goal to experience building the colony.

[–] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

You make it to earth and you forgot the historical reason why you avoid earth. It is a prison planet

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

Instant celebrity

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Riffing on the meme

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

one of the, like 3, interesting quests in Starfield was based on that!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Interesting premise, shit execution, as is the case with every quest in starfaild

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

guess you didnt play a lot of quests then. lot of them have good execution, namely the vanguard questline

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 6 days ago

It was decent and has its moments, but it only works because starfield is a universe where phones with cameras and the internet don't exist, and instant communication only exists when the plot remembers it's not Fallout, which is not often. Secret military research? Believable. Said research getting out of hand and destroying a whole colony? Believable. Nobody giving a single flying fuck to said colony outside the questline? Weird. Not a single mention of repression and censorship about the event? Even weirder. Then again, after the terrormorph attacks New Atlantis, nobody gives a fuck (because cameras and phones don't exist, nobody is asking about relatives or friends that are missing), not even the "TV Station". After the damage is removed from the city, instant amnesia hits everyone.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

This is the plot of a short story, Far Centaurus, that I read a long time ago.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I love how Peter F. Hamilton's Commonwealth Saga (2004) opens up with this. But also funny how the inventors of the tech were such douchebags that they casually used it to just be there when the first mission to Mars landed. But hey, at least they didn't have to do the return trip.

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Oh that is absolutely brilliant. I never thought of that 😆

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 150 points 1 week ago (12 children)

The first crew would face the most difficult challenges. Imagine the relief after expecting to establish the fundamentals of civilization, and instead are just assigned your living quarters.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would definitely prefer to be a leader of new world than just be sent to my room.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I guess. I’m more of a space socialist, myself. Silly me always assumed that equality and collaboration would be a precursor to colonization of other worlds. Musk is trying so hard to prove me wrong. Lol

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What if you set out with the idea of starting socialist utopia on a new planet and get there to find booming corporate dystopia?

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 100 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Call that one a win.

Take risk of signing up for a 3000 year hyper-sleep trip.

Reap the rewards of being a pioneer without having to do any of the hard work.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

join intergalactic ship pilgrimage hoping to be a pioneer to a new world

Land to late stage capitalism and the same oppression you were just trying to escape.

Id shoot myself immediately.

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 65 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Jerks didn't come pick me up on way there? Wtf dudes.

[–] MrAlternateTape@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

Just be glad they managed to fly around your ship and not through it. Navigating at those speeds is hard, matching speed with an older ship, connecting to it and transfering all the people over is probably also difficult.

Not to mention those in the older ship are probably brought into hypersleep in a different way then more modern ships, so they might not actually be equipped to handle the people from the older ship.

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

Not only that, but 3000 years into the future, language has changed so much that the plural of SHEEP is now SHOOP

That's right, androids do dream of electric SHOOP

Shit's wild yo

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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Well at least you didn’t have to spend the rest of your life building civilisation from scratch.

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[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Couldn't be bothered to pick him up on the way.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (16 children)

3 Body Problem has an interesting take on this. Faster than light travel is not possible but communication is, meaning we’re anxiously preparing for an alien war that won’t happen for 400 years but they can see everything we do in real time thanks to quantum entanglement.

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[–] ieatpillowtags@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

I read an interesting book based on this premise called The Forever War, it’s been awhile but it was pretty good!

Similar premise but with soldiers sent to fight a war and eventually finding it already over.

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Technically you just slept through the whole thing

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