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Got home from work early today and could hear playful giggles from the living room. As I neared I could more clearly make out her saying stuff like "oh yeah, I like that," "it looks so big," and also kept saying Mario over and over (mispronounced). Walked into the livingroom and she hastily closed the laptop resting on her thighs. Her breath heavy and face covered with shame.

I asked her what she was just watching and she said nothing. Said she was justst looking up Light Switches online, was thinking about preordering 2 of them for the bedroom maybe.

I forced open the laptop and the video immediately started playing. I closed it. I was so disgusted. She said she was going to boycott it in solidarity with me. But here she was hyping herself up with this E-rated smut.

I don't know if I will ever trust her again. Especially stings because I've been boycotting Konami with/for her because her brother was killed by a poorly designed DDR dance mat.

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[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago

So, this is that lionizing Luigi we heard about

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 15 points 10 hours ago

Good post OP 👍

[–] GeneralSwitch2Boycott@hexbear.net 51 points 14 hours ago

In my screams and tears I asked if this was all just a game to her.

She said: "literally, yes."

I will never stop crying

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago
[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 12 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

In fact as member of the guild of goodposts I can confirm this is a certified GOOD POST

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 26 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

We're getting open world karting, it won't be long until Grand Theft Mariokart.

[–] GeneralSwitch2Boycott@hexbear.net 36 points 14 hours ago

Wife just said maybe we should try an open world relationship. I am ruined.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 11 points 12 hours ago

But you can use the controller as a mouse

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 14 hours ago

This is a good bit lmao

[–] miz@hexbear.net 16 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

this is like the time I found my girlfriend's Jiang Qing fan page

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 9 points 13 hours ago

You had me for a second there OP che-laugh