Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering : theonion

[–] ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water! It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence! -Immortan Joe

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Immor-tangelo.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

At press time, Trump had concluded by noting that it was thus that his Liberation Day tariffs were the path to freeing oneself from the karmic wheel of samsara.

Glorious.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago

Namaste.

[+] BenThereDoneThat@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

The Onion is a satire newspaper.

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Headlinese is an abbreviated form of news writing style used in newspaper headlines.[20] Because space is limited, headlines are written in a compressed telegraphic style, using special syntactic conventions,[21] including:

Forms of the verb "to be" and articles (a, an, the) are usually omitted.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headline#Headlinese

The word "is" is often dropped in headlines in general

[–] BenThereDoneThat@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

This is one hell of a newspaper federation

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 days ago

Ackshually no…

The Onion and other satire w/ layers