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Isn't there some grave that women wanting to be pregnant grind on? Are they going to ban that too?
Victor Noirs statue/grave as mentioned elsewhere in the comments.
Can everyone please stop touching up statues and grinding their bits on them please.
grinds harder
He lies on his back and has a polished spot at the surprisingly featureless crotch. It's just statue pants. He's also had the high spots of his face polished.
The statue wasn't well received when it was unveilled.
Great display of virtue signaling, if I ever seen one. And nothing lasts forever; if it breaks, have another commissioned, you prudish lot of sycophants.
Or just say you don't understand it kiddo, and go back to your cheeto dust stained controller lmao
I don't eat cheetos and I don't play.
Try again at insult. You need some practice.
Lol ratiod
Literally 1984.
Literally 2025.
There's a dog statue somewhere that's polished like this too because people pet the dog.
I think there’s one in Tokyo. A famous dog who kept going back to the train station everyday waiting for his master who had died iirc.
Edit: Hachiko
Greyfriars Bobby in Edinburgh
What if we "motorboating" it ?
No marine vessels with or without motors will be allowed on church grounds or the surrounding pavement. Please contact the Transportation Department if you are not quite sure how to safely bring a motorboat into or out of Dublin.
"Boobs are... uh... hard... like bronze."
Just grope the rest of it, FFS. And the wheelbarrow too. When the whole thing is a uniform color, I don't think anyone will give a shit anymore...
It's a novel solution - it needs more molesting not less.
I mean she does have some nicely shaped ones.
What next? Will the Fr*nch stop women from sexually assaulting Victor Noir's memorial? Will New York visitors no longer be able to rub the balls on the Charging Bull? The world just ain't what it used to be, I tell ya.
Someone in government just learned why the boobs are shinier than the rest and was immediately outraged
"Dublin City Council do not want anyone to touch any work of art whether indoors or outdoors to avoid damage and costly repairs," a spokesperson said.
However, [The council] said that these options (moving the statue/raising the plinth) would be "costly", adding that placing a railing around the artwork "may increase risk".
So it would be be less costly to just leave it? I swear, this subject is not indecent enough to warrant this amount of attention, resources, nor effort. Please work on something else.
What costly repairs would a bronze that's touched more require?
Skin oils alone will corrode various metals over years. Also, lots of touching will basically erode it, hence the "polished" look on the statue's entire cleavage