Pretending that Lemmy and Reddit users don't have a terrible sense of humour
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But it's our terrible sense of humor!
“Middle aged” people are now millennials/Gen X, not boomers
Well fuck you too :(
Boomer is a mindset, not an age 👌
And Boomers were middle-aged about 30 years ago.
Still applies
“I’m on a see food diet - I see food and eat it”
Middle aged women on Facebook enjoying their jokes and their treats and defiance of bullshit body shape expectations and I'm glad for them
I find the original joke funnier than the parody...
People like that don't laugh, they cackle.
It a joyless laugh. Hollow in nature
Smoke lung cackle. I can hear it
Same with boomer husbands and "wife = bad" jokes.
Do not coffee to me before I’ve coffee my coffee
So, a dad joke?
fucking dies from a heart attack