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[–] ntzm@lemmy.ml 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pretending that Lemmy and Reddit users don't have a terrible sense of humour

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago

But it's our terrible sense of humor!

[–] errer@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (4 children)

“Middle aged” people are now millennials/Gen X, not boomers

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 years ago

Well fuck you too :(

[–] bitsplease@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Boomer is a mindset, not an age 👌

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

And Boomers were middle-aged about 30 years ago.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 2 years ago

Still applies

[–] helloharu@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

“I’m on a see food diet - I see food and eat it”

[–] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

Middle aged women on Facebook enjoying their jokes and their treats and defiance of bullshit body shape expectations and I'm glad for them

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 10 points 2 years ago

I find the original joke funnier than the parody...

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

People like that don't laugh, they cackle.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It a joyless laugh. Hollow in nature

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Smoke lung cackle. I can hear it

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Same with boomer husbands and "wife = bad" jokes.

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

Do not coffee to me before I’ve coffee my coffee

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

So, a dad joke?

fucking dies from a heart attack