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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 93 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Was actually deciding between posting here or posting on chaoticgood.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Personally, I think Satan (well, Lucifer) is the perfect embodiment of chaotic good

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[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 67 points 1 week ago (18 children)

Raw onion is good! Though I wouldn’t just eat a whole one lol

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

One of the best things to scoop hummus with.

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[–] wtckt@lemm.ee 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Back in my day you wore them on your belt.

[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Only the yellow ones.

Because of the war.

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

but, raw onion is just fucking good. why would you need to troll somebody into eating it?

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Are you eating onion like a fuckin apple? Btw the skin has the most testo boost

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Oh yeah and if you rub it in the arm pits you get to make both your skin and the onion testo boost stronger

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Btw the skin has the most testo boost

This is misinformation.

Everyone knows that you get the biggest boost to testosterone by leaving the onions until they start to degrade; yes, this is the point when the chemicals that make you cry are strongest, but if you can hold back the tears then you get +50 testosterone.

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[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

I legit used to work with a lady who would do that. Her dad trolled her with an onion he told her was a weird apple as a kid. She loved it and just kept eating them. She was an interesting individual. In the best way.

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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I like raw onion but it doesn't like me :(

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Jokes on you, I'm Hungarian, I eat raw onions!

[–] Nihilistra@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

And why wouldn't you. I tend to not bite into the whole thing but suffer from occasional urges to do so.

Still remember that maybe 10 years ago on our way to Romania two grandpa's in a restaurant in Hajdúnánás ordered some huge chives to dip in salt with their beers.

I ordered the same 10 minutes after and both gave me a drinking salute. Still eat it in summer, amazing healthy snack.

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Except, A lot of people eat raw onions. On salads and sandwiches. Sometime I caramelize some onions and put them on a sandwich along with raw onions. I guess they cancel out when I do that ;)

[–] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Pickled red onions are one of my top sandwich toppings. Easy to make and so goddam good.

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[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't forget about pico de gallo. Raw onion, tomato, jalapeño, cilantro, lime juice, and salt. And that's just one of many Mexican foods that use raw onion.

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The modern internet in a single image.

I'm a bit skeptical of Twitter Verified posters though. Makes me think jeeba made that up for Twitter engagement… I guess that’s fitting, too.

[–] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On CNN the hacker named 4chan strikes again

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Why would someone care about their testosterone levels? If it's causing a problem shouldn't you are a doctor. If it's not then there is no problem in the first place.

[–] belastend@slrpnk.net 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Because an entire generation of online grigters convinced people that "big testo good, small testo bad". The same people who think baldness is a sign of low testoteron or that thin men have low t.

[–] reka@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Isn't baldness literally linked to high testosterone?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

These are the same people that think Joe rogan is smart.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Because he has such thick hair.

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[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ooof. I should have known and blurred out their name. Or at least, just assume anyone on Twitter is a Nazi apologist.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 week ago

Everyone on Twitter is literally a Nazi apologist.

[–] reka@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

4chan user in nazi association shocker

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bro science is bad science.

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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So like, did he compose entire fake studies for a laugh or are there real scientific studies out there about the effects of raw onion on testosterone

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

People will believe anything so long as you sound authoritative enough and if people don't reason about it enough. It applies to everyone even me

[–] shrugs@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Ok well in the absence of real information I am going to imagine he photoshopped an infographic together

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[–] prairiemoonchild@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Omfg I have a friend who claims he just loves eating raw onions and I know why now 🤯😂

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[–] GreenMartian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you eat them with the skin on, you'll have so much testosterone that people will elect you to lead your country.

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