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[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 52 points 1 year ago
[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago
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[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 year ago

Every day we stray further from jod

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[-] MiikCheque@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

how do you pronounce God, goo, grey, great, good, gun, gumption, goofy

plus jif is peanut butter

[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

While I agree with you on how it should be pronounced, not a good argument. Giraffe.

[-] criitz@reddthat.com 16 points 1 year ago

Gift without the t, I always say

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[-] CalamityBalls@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Giant, geode, gel, george, gerbil. Just sayin'.

[-] kambusha@feddit.ch 11 points 1 year ago

*Gust sayin'.

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[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

I agree with you but I have a simpler argument, which is the mere fact that this exists: https://fileinfo.com/extension/jif

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[-] femboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

u choose all these unrelated words when theres GIFt

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[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

Jraphics Interchange Format

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[-] kek_w_lol@lemmy.one 27 points 1 year ago
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[-] Player2@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 year ago

Yiff obviously

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

If you pronounce it jif, you are 100% wrong no matter who you are.

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[-] moonleay@feddit.de 25 points 1 year ago

gif. With a hard g, because there is also .jiff and you could not distinguish otherwise.

[-] jeremyparker@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

The fact that this conversation exists is proof that the word is intuitively pronounced with a hard G.

The only reason to pronounce it like a J if because the creator liked it - and the reason he liked it was literally because of the (copyright-infringing) similarity to the peanut butter.

He made a huge contribution to the Internet by creating the format, and he deserves it gratitude. Mispronouncing gif is not the best approach to that.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

You realize there are other words people pronounce incorrectly just because they’ve only ever read it right?

[-] jeremyparker@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

Pronunciation of words is decided by consensus - and while of course people mispronounce things, what that means is, they pronounce it differently from the accepted cultural norm.

We don't get all in a knot because Americans prove things differently from British people - even though they originally set the rules for English. And we don't pronounce things the way we do because George Washington (being analogous to wilhite (or whatever his name was)) told us to; we pronounce things as we do because of cultural consensus.

Wilhite's intention was literally to use the name recognition of the peanut butter to further his own success - which, like, who cares - but the simple fact that he made that decision (and to be clear, regardless of our opinion on copyright, is a bad way to make the decision) strongly implies that he was aware that his pronunciation was unnatural.

The fact that this conversation even comes up is proof that culturally we reject wilhite's pronunciation. It's a lost battle - the only reason I get involved in these threads is because I have a hard time watching the same 3 talking points (on both sides) and the same 3 rebuttals - all of which attempt seem to use facts and logic to determine "correct" pronunciation - when the truth is, the pronunciation has already been decided, and soft-G pronounces deserve to understand it.

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[-] Jon_Servo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I don't think there's any real argument here. So I turned this into a meme.

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[-] Pfnic@feddit.ch 17 points 1 year ago

I hate this argument so I'm going tip start pronouncing it like the Dutch G or the Spanish J and you won't be able to tell which it is because I speak neither language.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Like a sane person. Why do you ask?

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago

It's not jraphics interchange format

[-] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

neither do divers use "self contained OOnderwater breathing apparatus", usually written as SCUBA.

Nor do we say jPHeg files.

Nor "north AYYtlantic treaty OHHrganization"

or "light AYYmplification by stimulated emnssion of radiation"

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[-] fred 13 points 1 year ago
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[-] WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

New one I just became aware of:

How does everyone say SQL?

[-] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I go back and forth between "Ess Cue Ell", "Sequel", and "You Fucking Whore"

[-] dipbeneaththelasers@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

This is what we do at work.

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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

My dad has used SQL forever and calls it "Sequel."

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

It's an initialisation, not an acronym, so it's only:

Ess-queue-ell.

Surely anything else is madness

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[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Depends on the context

MySQL: my es que el

SQL Server: sequel Server

PostgreSQL: Postgress

or by itself just es que el

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[-] Spider89@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Ess-Cue-Elle

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[-] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

With a hard "guh" sound, because that's what I grew up with.

[-] MisterD@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

JIF is peanut butter

GIF is Graphic Interchange Format

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[-] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Jpeg should be pronounced gaypeg whenever someone else chooses to pronounce gif as jif. Change my mind.

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[-] bismuthbob@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

I pronounce it 'yiff'.

[-] Fleur__@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

This stupid fucking argument is proof humans will never achieve world peace

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[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

heef, spanish style

Death to America

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Imagine talking in a language where people cant decide how words are pronounced

[-] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Gif. Obviously.

[-] csolisr@communities.azkware.net 8 points 1 year ago

Or you can pronounce it "heef" as in Spanish, just saying

[-] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

"Choosy developers choose gif."

[-] bonfire921@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

xif, to be inclusive

[-] vox@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh, so that's what we're going to do today, we're gonna fight?

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[-] elint@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Yes, that's why we pronounce JPEG as Jay-Pheg.

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[-] metostopholes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

G like the g in beige, with a long I. "Zhaif"

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