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The pizzagate qanon story was fed to qanon in order to muddy the waters in case anyone found the police reports from Epstein dropping off used girls at a pizza parlor in New York the summer of 92 when he was hanging out with Trump.

The police reports are true, no conspiracy at all, just one of the earlier things Epstein covered up with money and connections. Trump was with Epstein that summer in New York. The timing of the incidents, and when exactly Trump was there I don't know. The conspiracy being that it was an intentional fabrication fed to a qanon reader.

Deutsche Bahn is intentionally kept shitty in order to support the car industry in Germany

There were two shooters when Kennedy was assassinated. They acted independently, but he was shot twice. The second one was on the grassy knoll and was hired by the mafia.

Also, MLK was killed by Memphis police.

I like how you phrase it as "kinda believe". For me it's the alien ufo stuff. I'd just be more surprised if there's nothing to it.

But I don't "believe" it like a religion. I've never seen an alien or ufo, and I want hard evidence.

It's also the funnest of all the conspiracy theories.

I love watching and reading about the paranormal, and strongly believe I lived in a haunted house while growing up.

It's not a conspiracy thing but kinda falls into the territory.

I wouldn't say it's belief itself as much as "I want to believe" that aliens have either crashed here or made contact with us, but it's not anywhere like the major big coverups these conspiracies usually tell.

In my head-canon, these were otherwise minor incidents that only a handful of people know about, and they keep it under wraps because they don't know jack shit about the aliens, can't actually talk to them, and don't want to scare people as well as the evidence they have isn't conclusive because it's not made of fantastic magic materials, but just normal fucking shit you can find on Earth like gold and iron.

It sure would be more interesting than "it was a mylar weather balloon, and people just didn't know about mylar at the time and the only reason it even blew up was because of an over-zealous newspaper reporter who wrote that famous headline, while the retraction for that headline went completely under the radar as it was less sensational."

For little a conspiracy I'd say most modern gas/petrol pumps don't need to slow down when you are near the end of your paid amount

Not that I believe it, but there's a lot of circumstantial evidence that CIA had a hand in the making if Scorpions - Wind of Change. Plus it's kind of plausible given the timing.

That the earth is oddly banana shaped.

It's the Mandela Effect stuff for me. I kind of believe it and oddly enough have a lot of friends that do as well. If some scientist discovered that dimensions were merging and small pockets of the population remember facts from the old dimensions I would feel justified.

I do in fact remember it being announced that Mandela died in prison and I was confused when he came back into the news.

UFOs

i think it is reasonably possible that a relatively advanced human civilization (e.g., concrete- and steel-making) lived, say, 20000 years ago and left no traces. that is tens of thousands of years after humans became anatomically modern, but still twice as old as the oldest ruins of human cities found. cities made with buildings like our modern ones would simply not survive in any form whatsoever over that time scale, but stone buildings likethe pyramids would remain recognizable.

Kinda believe:

There is a natural or supernatural force innate to my person that causes almost everybody to dislike me at first blush and those who don’t dislike me immediately eventually become keen to it. Everyone conspires to keep it a secret from me as to what exactly is wrong with me. Everybody I’ve met through school or college has since stopped responding to my messages (in one case even blocking me immediately after thanking me for wishing them a happy birthday), and those who claim to or otherwise act as if they think positively of me only do so to behave professionally, or to exploit me for personal or financial gain, or out of untruthful over-politeness. Regardless of my efforts to be a good person, these results persist.

Regarding 911 look up Larry Silverstein, who he is, what he said regarding building 7 and where he was Not that day.