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[–] shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

It’s a beast but it can’t even move.

[–] mooncake@lemm.ee 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 hours ago
[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Cyberbeast... Lmao. Anything to try and make your worst purchasing mistake sound cool.

[–] LennartMeri@lemm.ee 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It is just the actual name for the most powerful version of the Cybertruck

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LennartMeri@lemm.ee 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah.. a higher trim level. Much faster than the regular

[–] gadfly1999@lemm.ee 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, with the lack of quality and attention to detail and likelihood to trap you in and burn you alive if you crash it goes horrifyingly fast. Not any faster than your average luxury car, but more deadly

[–] LennartMeri@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

I mean im no apologyst and i hate the guy as much as anybody, but its significantly faster than your average ice luxury car. I would never buy a tesla now, but i also am not a fan of skewing the facts to fit a narrative. The cars were shit in the beginning and are much better now. Pretty, well equipped and fast. But dont buy any of them, fuck tesla. And fuck elon especially.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago

It does that right before it locks you in and catches on fire

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 6 points 14 hours ago
[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That's what you get for buying from a Nazi. #LeopardsAteMyFace

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

This has nothing to do with face-eating leopards. He did not wish for other people to get their cars broken.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 15 hours ago

It's waiting for its shipment of lemon-soaked paper napkins.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You all love troubleshooting computer problems right? Well, we replaced everything in your car with computers so you can always be troubleshooting! Yay capitalism!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

"Hello, Tesla support? Have you tried getting out and getting back in again?"

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"I can't! It's on fire and the doors are locked!"

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Customer positive review identified - "This Tesla will last me the rest of my life!"

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[–] blurryface@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Well, if computers worked as well as this shit you wouldn’t be using it to work tomorrow with billions other people.

Computerizing cars isn’t a bad idea in itself. Fuel injection, ABS, airbags and so mamy more features that make todays cars so much safer and less polluting all use computers to function. It’s just we live in an enshittification era.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Screens aren't a bad idea either. Displaying diagnostic values or at least error messages is always preferred to just an LED or code on the odometer. Not everyone has OBD readers.

Touchscreens, though? GTFO.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Give me Kinect-style motion controls or nothing.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 6 points 13 hours ago

Nah man, I want to drive and control all of the cars functions using an N64 controller. Make it 2000's transparent purple as well.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I don't even hate touch screens for the shit you need to be parked to do. For everything else give me buttons

[–] jagungal@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, my parents got a Hyundai Kona last year and they've managed to balance physical buttons and a touchscreen pretty well. Hazard lights, windows, the AC, and all the steering wheel and stalk controls are physical. It's not perfect but they also looked at a Volvo EX30 and that thing was basically a Tesla copycat. I would hate to drive one of those.

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[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 16 hours ago

Oh no! Anyway…

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Send it back to russia Rusich Group

[–] SecularHumorist5@lemm.ee 9 points 21 hours ago

Ciphertruck.

[–] OmegaMan@lemmings.world 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

21 miles and screen absolutely covered in dust. These things must be sitting for ages and not selling. Not even a wipe down from the Tesla store.

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[–] leadore@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

"Your concern is closed." 😂

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