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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Good on discord for actually doing something given their reputation

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Given their reputation, you should question if it’s actually due to CP, or some other kind of possible political crackdown. I wouldn’t assume either way.

Usually when it looks like these people are doing their jobs for once, it turns out to be something in line with their previous shit.

[–] mr2meows@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago

i hate discord so much my first discord account got permabanned because the owner of a server i was in went nuts and doxxed 8 year olds and my second account i got locked out for a year because they thought i was a bot and i couldnt use my phone number to verify because it was already in use on my first account then when i finally got in it had a 6 month ban because a server i was in got raided by racists that said slurs

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've never had a Discord account. It's gamers, right?

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

it’s just IRC in a web browser

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 174 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Lost yearly Nitro and all my friends

That’s sadder than he seems to understand it is.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know "lol anon has no friends" is le epic funny meme but by friends, they obviously meant their contacts.

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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 118 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is one of the bigger reasons I don't want to use social media controlled by a corporation, it means they can choose to cut me off from people at their discretion, which will probably be based on what is convenient and easy for them.

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And as Reddit has shown they will shut you down for expressing any political opinion they don't like.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Comprehended, yes this is reality you speak of.

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[–] Butterpaderp@lemmy.world 101 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Never understood why anyone would want to pay 100$ a year for discord, the paid version doesnt give you that much imo

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

To support the developers and pay for a product you use all the time? Same reason you pay for any software/game.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I agree with you in principle for supporting developers directly through something like OpenCollective....

... but ask Mozilla how much their Firefox devs get for each financial donation.

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works -1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The company is the heart of the software and it would not exist without the company most likely. True the execs get probably a larger share of any payments but it's just the way the world works. It's a piece of software produced by the company, not the developers.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

Yes that is the sad reality of it, but I don't think it justifies sending money to the company in the first place. They're backed by VC and are already predisposed to screw you financially in the longrun. Why accelerate this with donations

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Lol. Read their EULA

[–] pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which is a good monetation system. Premium users barely get anything but still enough to pay, while free users can do pretty much everything too.

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Discord makes money by selling data, premium is just extra

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[–] itsnotits@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago
  • Three-year-old* account with no violations
  • 5-year-old* alt account
[–] autonomoususer@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Anon doesn't know, Discord fails to include a libre software license text file. We do not control it, anti-libre software.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 58 points 1 week ago (25 children)

That is kinda bullshit if they didn't even see the content.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, seeing as it’s a 4chan greentext there’s probably some very important information being left out.

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago

And I'm not looking forwards to the effort it is going to take to get my friends to migrate away from discord. It was hard enough to get them on discord in the first place.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, if you’re on 4chan…

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

Lost yearly Nitro

You cuck.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 week ago

Same happened to me but with animal cruelty content or something. I tried to get the account back but turns out it was a "ban wave" so a lot of other people who got banned but were innocent were doing the same so discords services got overwhelmed by the appeals. Maybe they should have realized after that that this kinda banning is a horrible approach.

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 week ago

Anon's big mistake was not being the President of the Gulf of America.

[–] backgroundcow@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (4 children)

On this topic: I currently have installed on my phone and computer: slack, zoom, MSTeams, element, discord, Facebook messenger and signal to communicate in various projects and friends. What is this madness?!

[–] Soapbox1858@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

I remember what a game changer Trillian was 20 years ago. Having AIM, MSN, and ICQ all in one app was so nice. I have yet to find anything modern like that. I just checked and Trillian still exists but it appears to just be its own stand alone chat app now.

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[–] kane@femboys.biz 38 points 1 week ago (9 children)

This is why people should be worried of using these massive services, luckily it was ‘only’ Discord (if this was your primary way to interact with friends, this can be a huge deal).

But imagine if it was your email account!

Getting a reputable provider, self hosting or using a decentralized option is paramount for your own sanity.

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

This made me thinking about Valve potentially banning my 19-years-old Steam account due to some error or a mistake 💀 I heard bad things about their customer support.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago

Anon forgot to put their interpersonal relationships in a RAID array

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