this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2025
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[โ€“] NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago

How do we know he wasn't sitting on her pillow though?

[โ€“] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When you peg your man so hard he prolapses and you're able to smell his colon on your pillows long after he's rushed off to the ER ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] homesnatch@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Colo-rectal help?

[โ€“] huquad@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago

I tell my dog this all the time.

You don't rip ass on her pillow so she's reminded of you as your brand slowly wafts out over the next couple hours or days?

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] DrBob@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is there a spelling mistake?

[โ€“] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, but the meme implies she meant cologne.

[โ€“] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 8 points 3 days ago

Alas, both she and the rest of us know she meant exactly what she wrote.

[โ€“] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

No spelling mistake, just someone tired of getting pink eye