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life changed due to shrimp (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 days ago by Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] Lasagna@lemmy.ml 3 points 20 hours ago

https://theshrimp.cloud/

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I for once don't think it's fake. I was pretty hopeless until I rescue my dog from an abusive neighbour. Now I bought a fucking house just for her

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Definitely fake, I ain't ever heard of a dog

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago

If you can't do it for yourself, do it for the shrimp

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's the shrimple life

[–] couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

They do say shrimpin ain't easy

[–] grumt@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

dayum, I would make a fake and gay joke, but this is so fucking wholesome that I just cant

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

The shrimp wouldn't like it if you did.

Also just too specific imo

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

I think it's the first time I tear up a little reading green text...

[–] menemen@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Neocaridina are awesome creatures. Also pretty hardy, good for aquaristic newbies.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Dammit, if that's not gay, it should be! Because it's fucking fabulous!

I know, I know, we're supposed to say it's fake, and it could be. But folks, never, ever underestimate the power of passion and joy. It won't overcome everything, every time, but I'll be fucked if it doesn't help overcome yourself often enough that it's worth seeking.