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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 day ago

I'm sure they got tons of kills. Just not the plot armour jedi

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Jedi kill the other ones left and right, pretty much on autopilot while having a conversation. Whenever these guys show up, they at least take them seriously.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 94 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The funny part is, 4chan might be one of the few places where these kind of shots fired are accurate.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i think it applies to most places where people are chronically online

[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

In my experience, Lemmy users are pretty old compared to most other online communities. I don't know if there's been a poll, but my guess is most users are older than their late 30s.

Hopefully y'all old mother fuckers have gotten some ass by now.

[–] Wetstew@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

We've fucked. It may have been a while, it might not have been particularly good; but we did make a sex.

Incidentally a plurality of users are trans/nb, furries and/or anarchist. Trust me.

[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

most users are older than their late 30s

I think you're slightly overestimating there. We ran a survey on Feddit.dk and the average age was 34, median 32. So more like early 30s or late 20s

Of course Feddit.dk may not be representative for the whole fediverse.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

That would be a fun poll to view.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Just because we didn't see it on camera doesn't mean it didn't happen. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Anon probably thinks Darth Maul is dead, too.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, considering how many times he's been killed he has to be dead by now

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well. He is dead.

We saw his death, a few times.

Then we saw his real death.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

That's it, then? Any argument for him being alive doesn't have a leg to stand on?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago

'tis but a scratch

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I’m not sure what argument there would be, especially cuz he had none of his own to stand on at that point.

but I mean, who knows, somehow palp returned …

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago

It's not technically necessary to fuck somebody too have offspring. Some of the most successful breeders are sperm donors.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Intelligent design is a lie