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[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 1 year ago
[-] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago

*TERF Island

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

It's a nature preserve

[-] sovietsnake@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

i was about to say the same lol

[-] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago
[-] cfgaussian@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Corsica rightfully belongs to Italy anyway.

[-] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Eh not really, the entire reason they lost the island was the Corsicans hating the Italians and leading an independence war. Corsicans tend to still dislike Italians.

[-] cfgaussian@lemmygrad.ml -1 points 1 year ago

Ok but have you considered that it just looks weird on a map to have Sardinia and Corsica split between different countries? Haha.

I'm being facetious of course, thank you for providing that historical tidbit, i confess i am not the most educated on the history of Corsica.

[-] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

That first point makes sense, though I think its a bit goofy to have them split.

Also no worries about the history! Long story short, it used to belong to the Republic of Genoa who had a very goofy looking map,

A few hundred years later Corsica rose up against the Italians and the Italians requested the French militaries help. After the conflict ended the French just took it as repayment for their help.

[-] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago

I still see Western Europe existing and Ireland not united

well Ireland is in western Europe

[-] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Why are Switzerland, TERF Island, and Sweden still there?

[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Why is western Europe still there

[-] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Portugal and Ireland seem somewhat ok.

[-] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Please define Western Europe

[-] relay@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago

The history of Islam would be very different. North Africans could also maybe have a chance to explore the new world. Maybe the lack of assistance of the french would have made it difficult to expel all Muslims and Jews from Spain. That difference in culture might have impacted how acceptable it was for Spain to brutalize the peoples of the new world. With French colonization impossible, perhaps Germany would have colonized Africa in its place, for they have alot more coastline. Unfortunately Belgium and the UK still exist so, all that bullshit would probably still happen.

I don't know if this would be a "better" world, but it would be interesting to see how it played out.

perhaps Germany would have colonized Africa in its place

The germans did partially colonise africa the Kaiser commited a genocide in east africa

[-] kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

UK would have risen to be global hegemon even faster I fear, considering the French were their foil for so long

[-] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago

As a French I can confirm I'd rather be a fish

[-] deathtoreddit@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Honestly, why not the whole of Europe?

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Poland is not a big after nuke crater, TERF island still exists, Denmark still exists

Yeah ok, what the fuck is this?

It’s not perfect, dreams rarely are😔

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

TERF island would be so much better without the influence of the Fr*nch.

[-] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What’s your beef with Denmark? What makes us so special in comparison to the rest of Europe or other imperialist countries in general?

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net -2 points 1 year ago

Britain and Denmark ok we can take it no one actually discriminates against us. But lay off the Poles that's a fucked up thing to say

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

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JEBAĆ TEN KRAJ

[-] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[-] TranslatorBot@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

OversættelseJEG HAR RET TIL AT KRITISERE DET HER FUCKING LORTEHUL, JEG BOR I AAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK DET HER LAND

Denne tekst blev oversat ved hjælp af DeepL.

[-] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

FUCK DET HER LAND

Enig, fuck Polen

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

NOOOO WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT KIDDIE CREEPING MOVIE AUTEURS wojak-nooo

[-] KrupskayaPraxis@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Why is French Basque Country and French Catalonia gone as well? At least Corsica remains.

It’s been banished for being too mean to me last Sunday

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Wait it looks the same..

[-] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It was all a dream, I used to read word up magazine

[-] PbSO4@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Froggerland

[-] nyoooom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Hey 🫧 ! 🫧 I'm do 🫧 wn there!! 🫧

[-] Munrock@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Bring back Biarritz and attach it to an independent Basque Country and you have my support

[-] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize what was happening here lol

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

That's because your mind has done the right thing already.

[-] Valbrandur@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Petition to rename the French Sea to "Sea of Happiness".

[-] whodoctor11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I prefer my dream

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