Do you think if the major cities started calling the interstates the blue lines it could fight congestion?
If you want to find a blue city, follow an interstate, a red one, hop off.
this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2025
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If you want to name the lake after a great state from America
You should call it
Lake Of Insanity
Right at the foot of
The Cliffs of Insanity.
Watch out for the shrieking eels
To the South West of the Dick of Insanity
I swear there was an episode with a similar argument in The Twilight Zone.
I 100% did not think this was a joke.
What do you mean? This is "not the onion". Didn't you see the video from the governor? Its all very serious.
Lake Bitchagain
I feel in reaction Indiana will rename Michigan City, Michigan will reclaim the Toledo strip, and Ohio will Ohio.
Ohio will Ohio
You mean rename it after another famous place, but misspell/mispronounce it?
And Hell, Michigan stays the same I assume.
Hell is frozen right now, so it's hard to say what's underneath all that snow.