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Explain, recipe makers! (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Painting a room. Satin-finish. The man crumbles in agony, hammering his fists into the ground, furious with such a non-scientific task. He was tricked. Should have got a woman to do it.

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago

this was a whole lot funnier before january 20th

[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

big satin must be behind this

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Satin isn’t real. Satin can’t hurt you.

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

But he's in this room, like right now.