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[–] Winterfrost@lemm.ee 2 points 13 minutes ago

Gulf of America (Gulf of Mexico)

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 minute ago

Blocking the press is how the Trump admin can they make this absurd distraction a much bigger deal with no repercussions. The power of names is much diminished in these times.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 2 hours ago

But I thought dead naming was cool? Now you want to use preferred names.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 21 points 2 hours ago

Any press still allowed in is just bootlicking government mouthpieces anyway.

[–] ArchRecord@lemm.ee 63 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Gives me a little extra respect for AP than before. Don't comply with fascists. Make them show just how incredibly sensitive and ridiculous they are.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 37 minutes ago (1 children)

More respect for the AP? Them and Reuters are the two defacto news orgs that 95% of other news get their articles from lmfao.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 22 minutes ago* (last edited 21 minutes ago)

I love AP, too. Even Reuters can get a little eyebrow-raising sometimes, but I find AP pretty consistently solid. They're straight-up targeting the actual, real-deal journalists. ProPublica's likely to be fucked with, too.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

Also, don't accept or repeat their narratives.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 47 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

So Trump is offended that the AP deadnamed his gulf? Imagine that…

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 9 points 2 hours ago

Not even deadnamed. The "name change" only impacts like a specific section of it, not the whole thing.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 202 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Good. Get punished. Don't go along with it. If you start bowing and scraping so you won't get ejected from the oval office, then that will enable that much more the gradual evolution that will lead you along with many other people to get "punished" in ways that are far more severe. Like, barges floating off of Gitmo or working in the fields on a prison labor system severe. It is insane to me that people are taking all of this so lightly and going along with it.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 88 points 4 hours ago

Even from the ideal pro-capitalist hat on; AP benefits from this. It might seem that short term they lose money by not having hot off the press news to sell, but long term they keep their credibility, which is ultimately the product they sell.

[–] imposedsensation@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Any thoughts on how can I punish Google for renaming stuff in Google Maps? My company is already removing Google Analytics and Google Maps from our web site and has halted a planned migration to Google Workspace. And I have personally stopped using Chrome and Google Search which is just a cesspool of AI generated from garbage anymore anyway. But surely there must be more I can do...

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Absolutely. That's a good start. Mouseflow or one of its competitors honestly was always more useful to me than Google Analytics. Honestly, as far as I know, a huge share of their income still comes from search ads and YouTube. I think if you just avoid those things, you're already doing more or less as much as you can.

Oh, also, publicize duckduckgo and friends over Google. Google search has become far less useful than it used to be, anyway.

[–] VubDapple@real.lemmy.fan 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Honestly, web analytics are just stupid unless your business is selling ads. Its just vanity outside of that business case

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 1 points 38 minutes ago

It’s useful to check how people are using your site, if they’re getting stuck or there are spots that are hard to navigate, things like that. That’s true irrespective of whether you’re selling ads. I think it’s just that the people who are making money off the thing are a lot more likely to be bothered to invest energy into making sure their users are having a productive experience.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Yeah been using Firefox for over a decade now. I just switched to duckduckgo about a year ago. It took about a month to get used to, but now I love it. Especially since I keep hearing how Google searches are getting worse and worse anyway. I still use youtube, but I don't use the app and block all ads at least. I put blocks on my network for Google analytics and going to try and give up my Google email address... somehow? I am realizing quick how hard it is to completely cut yourself off from this one company.

[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 102 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Confirmed, the US is a sensitive country

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 63 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

What happened to "snowflakes"? I guess that just like everything else, it was projection.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Thanks to climate change the snowflakes melted. /hj

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 6 points 4 hours ago

Yellow snow “flakes”

Just send them to Denali...

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 31 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

I too, am not allowed into the Oval Office.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 2 hours ago

Better that I'm not allowed in it, I think.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

We should make our own Oval Office with blackjack and hookers!

Wait…the official one probably has those too. Blackjack, hookers, AND the Gulf of Mexico!

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Dozens of us.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 30 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

So dumb. What a sniveling child.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 2 hours ago

Classic fashy behavior.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 30 points 4 hours ago

toss another lawsuit on the fire in 4... 3... 2... 1...

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 4 hours ago

Sure seems like he's filled that swamp back up

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 hours ago

That's actually pretty pathetic

[–] miscellanii@lemm.ee 17 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Interesting to note that they’re standing firm on Gulf of Mexico but not Denali.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Side note: everyone called it Denali before Obama renamed it anyway, and everyone is doing to continue to call it Denali

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 25 points 4 hours ago

one is an international body of water, the other is wholly contained within the borders of the u.s. that's why they went that route.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 13 points 4 hours ago

The Fourth Estate has been dead a long time now. Every once in a while you get someone that pushes back , but then they seem to get quietened.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Good for them

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

This is a pretty open and shut first amendment violation, no?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Can't see why. The government isn't telling them what they can't say, only barring them from listening to the administration first hand.

But no worries! The blatant 1st violations will be along soon enough. The notion of free speech is too sacred to us Americans to trash right up from, takes some time.

[–] Takumidesh@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

It's not a free speech issue it's a free press issue:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

The press is called out separately on purpose.

Of course, actually it states congress, but the supreme Court has ruled that it applies to all members of the government, and so thanks to common law, it would apply here.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They are effectively telling them what they can and cannot say by punishing them for not saying the thing the admin wants them to say.

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I believe it could cause a chilling effect ... By actually icing them down.

[–] Mannimarco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

And what if it is?, you can just add it to the list I guess, it chances nothing

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

A special golf operation.. there's no reason americans should have to think of mexico when playing golf

[–] Plasma@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

Snowflakes 🙄

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 hours ago
[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Repubs were always the cuckflake bitches.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Seems like a balanced and fair response /s