They can't say no to playing whatever super long and complicated board game I suggest.
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LAN party
Blood Gulch is the path to enlightenment
I’d get burnt out and disinterested within a week a quickly be murdered and replaced by a member of my inner circle
Tell them killing billionaires and getting away with it assures you a place in heaven
Owl party
Send wave after wave of drugged-up soul-berserkers slamming into the local police department
Teach them to give me a ticket for burning leaves without a permit
I'd definitely Jonestown those losers.
It'd be fun for about a year, then I'd get bored of being in charge of people and try to ghost everyone
So basically every religion?
holy ghostin'
I’d be too lazy to maintain a cult for longer than like a week so probably not much
Yeah, seems like a lot of work
Have them feed me grapes while I larp as living god
Make them read me bedtime stories
I've always thought my personality would be a double edged sword for being a cult leader. I'm a great storyteller, but I also get bored and leave quickly
They have to watch One Piece
They have to read Marx
They have to do BJJ
Do meal prep for me
$50/mo membership fee
Then they get to just chill and hang out.
Convince everyone to buy into my multi level marketing scheme then mysteriously vanish never to be seen again
The unfunny joke is that I would do exactly what every other cult leader does. There is a reason cults are the way they are because that is what works. If you make it about comunism the cia kills you. If you don't let people do sex crimes in it they start their own offshoot.
That being said, that cults seem to be made by the combination of freedom from capital restraints and the fawn responce to trauma. You would think you could get a selective breeding program out of it. Just get a little weird for fun you know. Make an actually DnD party.
We’d start a newspaper
ask them to give me money, and then give the money to more capable people
Do an Earthseed