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Props for using a Land Before Time template. Yup yup.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm reading this on the toilet because of past me.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 7 points 2 days ago

Toilet gang rise up!

Don't forget to wipe and wash your hands after rising up

[–] Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 2 points 1 day ago

That's literally why i can't smoke as much weed anymore. I just start eating like there is no tomorrow. I was once in amsterdam and we smoked pretty much all day. There was a small carnival in the center and they had a food stand with waffles and one with burgers. I was so damn hungry that i ordered a burger and waffles while eating, rinse and repeat, i don't know how often i did this, but the waffle guy was fascinated and concerned at the same time. And i was as well, i'm a 75kg lanky tall dude. It was very late and i went back to my hotel with both hands full of food. An hour later i had to go back because i thought i was starving. I legitimately thought i was gonna die.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fuck future me, that guys an asshole.

Right? Fuck that guy. That's his problem, not mine.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Past me has sometimes been a bit of a dick. I forgive him, though.

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Me loading up my pizza with hot sauce like I don't have debilitating acid reflux.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

me loading up my pizza with double cheese like i don't have lactose intolerance that once triggered will make me bend in half with pain

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Me, putting hot sauce on my double cheese pizza like I don't have both of the aforementioned conditions

I spent 20 minutes on the toilet this morning but lord did that pizza smack

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

For me this is clam chowder and a tuna sandwich. Heartburn in a few hours for sure, but nothing a Tums won't handle, and totally worth it now and then.

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

This is 110% my wife though lol

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

hooooly shit I forgot about these movies. Tree stars!

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Man I love dairy and man it does not love me.

Still going to have pizza later.

[–] TheDarkestShark@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Currently eating leftover Bdubs, that tore me up a few days ago. You just can't beat BOGO boneless thursdays.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

public service: B-Dubs = Buffalo Wild Wings

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Thank you for your community service

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I aint leaving the basement. Aldis has cheap boneless chicken teddies with hot sauce breading. Those plus a bunch of celery, beer and ranch hit the spot good enough for this broke boyo.