this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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[โ€“] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

And yet there was absolutely nothing about this story on the BBC news this morning!

[โ€“] smeg@feddit.uk 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If it was Waitrose they would be on it.

[โ€“] thisismyname@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

MSM under the government's orders don't want you to know this one easy trick to make your own ketchup!

[โ€“] slazer2au@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You know, I could have gone through life not reading that, but now I have to suffer existence with that in my head. Thanks mate.

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 10 points 5 months ago

A burden shared is a burden doubled, or something like that.

[โ€“] waz@feddit.uk 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Always classy, the sport!

[โ€“] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

what did he shove some vinegar and sugar up there too?

[โ€“] adam_y@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Not just any vinegar....

[โ€“] wewbull@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago

I think he's already full of vinegar.

[โ€“] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago

This rises a number of questions, none of which should be articulated let alone answered!

[โ€“] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago

If you're not using beef tomatoes then you're doing it wrong.