Hypothetically once a demonic hell portal opens could you push someone through it, stop listening, and trap them there? Will it work if I am the only listener using ear buds and Spotify? Asking for a friend...
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At this point we really need to accept that there are still puritans amongst us. That said, [insert profane insult here, everything I could think of would irritate someone, and well, shit].
Idiots have existed at all times. Sometimes they are competent at other things that make them seem competent but they are not.
I want to read your insult, so I can measure it to the profanities popping in my mind.
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Ohhhh, so that's where that goat-bro pops in from!
I can't understand him much but it's nice to have a friend over once in a while.
Religious nutjobs gonna religious nutjob
I personally love that he believes the mere act of watching a horror movie or listening to a loud sound can open a demonic fear portal yet his fear of fear portals does not.
Bros not gonna believe this secular humming sound did the same thing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWX6snuwtDc
I think this makes me want to listen to it more
So what does he listen to? Messiaen? Rautavaara? Or some cringe american band whose whole material is the blasphemous doctrine of some megachurch? If the answer is something like the first two, they certainly know how to open portals to hell and heaven and back while being extremely religious.