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Seasoned Steak (i.imgur.com)
submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That YouTube comment is absolutely insane!!!

[–] JoeKis@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

Me making a bowl of cereal:

[–] don@lemm.ee 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I prefer to buy the entire seasoning industry, then several cows, and then drop a thermonuclear bomb on us all.

It’s a one-shot deal, I’m just waiting for the perfect moment.

[–] lemmus@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

This moment seems as good as any. Please hurry!

So I still don't get any steak? Ah well alright, I could use the weight loss

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I also want to stand out, so I season my shit 4 hours after dinner.

PS. Did anybody ever watch the video? Is there some vaguely valid reason or is it just some pretentious bullshit?

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 days ago

I watched it years ago, so going from memory... it's definitely a bit of a gimmick, but the idea is that if you slice up your steak on your cutting board then the seasoning will transfer to your steak all over - not just top and bottom.

The YouTuber (Adam Ragusea) has acknowledged that it's a gimmick and he doesn't prepare his steak this way. Since th video came out several years ago, he's actually become a really good food science YouTuber (which this video definitely was not).

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Yes, the valid reason is monetizing pretentious bullshit.