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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I remember having a somewhat difficult transition from a keyboard editor to Word, Notepad, etc in the 90s. I didn't use EMACS but a similar one called EDT. I had used it so much I never thought about which keys to press, it was more like playing the piano - my fingers knew how to do what my brain wanted. Moving a mouse around and watching the cursor are additional mental activities you don't need with keystroke editors. This is one reason many Linux users are still hardcore command-line users. They get stuff done a lot faster.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

Depends on the operation. There are some things, especially interacting with remote servers, that can be done with a GUI tool. For example, exploring a kubernetws cluster. Sure, you could enter 5 different commands to get the info you want, or you can use a GUI app like OpenLens that is constantly sending dozens of commands in a polling loop to display all kinds of info on one view.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I suspect the world would collapse into some kind of singularity if someone ever ran vim on an emac.

[–] dx1@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] l3e7hax0r@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

dbrady, now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe it has to be vim in emacs on an emac

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 5 days ago

I just got the joke.

[–] _____@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I'm sure emacs is great but I learned about vim and neovim first so it's kind of a done deal already, not a lot of us Linux users are open source enthusiasts with so much time that we can noodle in all different flavors of text editors.

vim works great for me shrug, if emacs works great for you then awesome

[–] neblem@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Vim is well emulated in Emacs, but it really shouldn't be thought of in the same category.

Emacs is more of an unbelivably editable lisp system to streamline your computing that happens to have a decent default editor.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When I started with Linux, I started with vim because the tutorials I was working off used vi and vim. Once I started with vim and learned the commands, I wasn't going to switch to something else... there's a joke somewhere in there about not knowing how to exit... but I'm not making it.

If I was going to write documentation now for a Linux newbie, I'd probably pick nano to start with.

[–] _____@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I started with nano and I hated it, I didn't understand what anything meant in the bottom bar, like what is ^X. Unironically vim was easier to understand. I know what it is now but as a new user I didn't like using it.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

Micro is Nano but the commands make sense. It's so nice.
It even prompts you for a sudo password when you try to save but don't have permission.

[–] yuri@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

do folks do pc builds inside of old CRT cases? that seems like a niche that should exist.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You've given me a great idea

[–] yuri@pawb.social 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

babe i’ve given BOTH of us a great idea. i’ve still got my very first big ass CRT. i’d love to give it life again.

bonus points if you reuse the old DVI hookup as a video out. TIL regular-ass DVI can handle 1920x1200 @ 60hz!

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm a little fresher on the block than you are, we had a CRT when I was little but that thing is long gone for LEDs and OLEDs about a million moves ago.

Will I go scour the web for someone's junk however to breathe life into it again? Fuck yeah that sounds fun

[–] yuri@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago

try thrifting if that’s an option near you!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 days ago

Because it was the last Mac that could boot into MacOS 9. And we all know what that means…

[–] dx1@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

IIRC somebody said the eMac computers like this were actually really good for their age. Either the iMac shaped ones like that, or the ones with the half-sphere foot for a base.

[–] Aria@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 6 days ago

There's no separate computer, it's all in the monitor!

Why do stars twinkle so pretty? Same reason fuck Jeff (he knows what he did) that's why.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 52 points 1 week ago
[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Remember when monitors were so fat you could hide a whole computer inside one?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 34 points 1 week ago

Apple’s still doing it.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago

my computer lives inside my keyboard, next to the keyboard's computer

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's a text editor you customise by programming it. Why do you think that's appealing?

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Looks like a US model. Never heard of it.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

we had them in school in europe in like 2003.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah, school, 2003, that explains a lot.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i mean they came out in 2002 and were for schools, so yes.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I definitely wasn't in school in 2002.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This stupid antique computer is the reason my iOS keyboard autocorrects "emacs" to "eMacs"

[–] yuri@pawb.social 2 points 6 days ago

there’s something so funny about them both being apple products, but the offending party getting the disrespect of “this stupid antique computer”

[–] agitated_judge@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Running emacs on emacs. Inception!

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] muhyb@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

This guy emacs

[–] aport@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

GNU intensifies

[–] TheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because the mouse is useless with only one button so you have to use the keyboard.

[–] maxprime@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been meaning to buy one of those forever, we had them in elementary school and they were fun

[–] maxprime@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was my first Mac and first computer that was just mine.

Boy I pushed that thing to the limits. Ended up frying the video card. While I loved it, it was just so so weak.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I remember my school had no idea how you should set up computers before letting first graders use them so we were all constantly dragging all the applications into the trash can to hear the fun noise and see the little puff of dust.

They also all had a copy of Type to Learn Jr installed, which we were strictly forbidden from opening, and every time we were using the computers multiple people would get in trouble for playing it. A few years ago I got a couple of cheap iBook G3 laptops and the first thing I did was install Type to Learn Jr and finally play it all the way through

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Not a mac guy but this was my favorite era.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Didn't know that X runs inside Emacs, but it doesn't surprise me.

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