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[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Obviously it's a key that needs to be inserted into an ancient titan robot to power it back up.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

What an utterly ridiculous notion. Obviously it's a magical battery that, once charged, can be inserted into an ancient titan robot to power it back up.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's probably some kids workshop assignment that he brought home to his parents.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Except there's heaps of them

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[–] peto@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Are we entirely sure it's not just an ornament? I've got all kinds of things that aren't even ritual objects.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, no you don't. Everything that isn't fully functional and necessary for life is a ritual object! And also some of the the other things to! It's all ritual! It's ritual all the way down, baby!

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

So you’re saying I’m a ritual object? Huh, go figure.

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[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Are you asserting that an ornament can't be categorized as a religious artifact? Cuz if so, I (or you) have some explaining to do.

Also, I think people have found them on people's bodies and in their purses, indicating it's something they might carry around regularly.

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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I say it's a key to a door. Behind the door. Butt plugs.

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[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actual guess after hearing that they're found with money. Used it to check size of coins for valuation? Sort of like how some coin counters with?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

A piggy bank even?

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago

Looks like a bigass thundercube to me. Don't wanna fiddle with them too much, they might get krangled.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought it was a dowel sizing tool for standardized construction.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why wouldn't you use a simple flat metal bar, or even a ring shaped bar, with standard holes in it?

That doesn't make sense. Why not just make it dodecahedral shaped and have little tear drop knobs at every vertici?

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[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago

It’s obviously a dick-measuring tool

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