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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Melania accidentally turned on the remote for his butt plug.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fake news. His plug is connected to Grok logging new mentions of his name.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My theory is that Musk was goaded into throwing the salute by one of his Grok chat sessions that he keeps around because it does sexy role play with him when no one else will.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Accidentally

Sure

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think I remember the original Nazis were into meth.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Big time. Luckily the mustache man was not only a poor strategist and so egotistical so as not to listen to his brilliant strategists, but he also was out of his mind on amphetamines and other drugs; which further reduced his capacity to make good strategic decisions.

The allies were planning a solid assassination attempt with a high probability of success, but they called it off because they were worried that whoever replaced him would actually be competent and he would become a martyr that would fuel greater problems down the road post-victory.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I always love stories about Hitler's final days: yelling in paranoia, demanding more drugs, constantly shitting himself and fouling up every room, in excruciating pain, smelling like he was rotting from the inside out. And these are from reports of those close to him.

I wish he had been captured, I'd love to read descriptions from his captors

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

And further, there were German coup plots to assassinate Hitler for the same reason, to try and put someone competent in there.

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Yea... I would believe that. Meth really brings out the hate in people. Speaking from growing up in the Midwest and seeing it too much first hand.

[–] Soltros@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Considering Elon was in a K-hole today, that Olympic video is much more similar.

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

He looks like a fucking lizard

[–] gressen@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

PANZERSCHOKOLADE!!!

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't pervitin basically just meth and the exact same one that nazis loved so much?

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yep. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methamphetamine#History,_society,_and_culture

Pervitin is the nonprescription brand name of methamphetamine from 1938 in Nazi Germany, also used by their soldiers.

Desoxyn is a current trademarked name of methamphetamine. It is legal as a prescription drug in many counties including the USA. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_methamphetamine

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Brain chip malfunction lol

[–] Teppichbrand@feddit.org 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

We need a reliable source for clips like this. It could easily be AI. Of course I'd like it to be real but I don't want to take part in the disinformation epidemic.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

There's multiple videos with multiple angles.