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It works like a scarecrow (scaredog?) (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works
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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What has no hair, stands up in a chair, frightens the neighbor's dog?

It makes a frown, allows you to sit down, it's log, log, log!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

It's log, it's log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's log, it's log, it's better than bad it's good!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The scale of this seems off for what I would expect from a chainsaw.

[–] ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

It’s a very small chainsaw perhaps!

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Hey Dum Dum, you got gum gum?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

🗿

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I need something like that for the front door, to keep cats from trying to sneak out when I open it.

[–] SirW00talot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Eustace has trouble putting the mask on these days

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Anybody else notice the little peepee dead center on the face? No? Just me?