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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Life inherently steals. We steal each others carbon when we die.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So you're saying I should just take the whole plant.

[–] ilikecoffee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Buy plant, propagate, return plant, profit.

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[–] crossdl@leminal.space 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Funny, I'm actually more inclined to do it now.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Just do it at places like Home Depot or Lowe's. Don't do it at your neighborhood garden center.

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[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

We really do live in a dystopia.

So many examples every day.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

More like volunteer janitoring with benefits.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

You can't, like, OWN Mother Nature man....

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

… picking up

No, Carl. I clearly up loaded that shit into my biodiversity.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

I fully support this sign. I think I'll print up a few dozen copies, and post them at every garden center in the area.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes I would! A weed plant!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

I grew professionally for many years. That's exactly how it works lol. Consistency is key and cloning is the way. I've sold single clones for thousands of dollars but the 2nd one was always for maybe a hundred bucks.

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