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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Infamousblt@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

That's right folks the year is drawing to a close so it's time to rehash last year's bit, nominate, and vote for your 2024 Hexies! These are the Hexbears you think exemplify what it means to be a real Hexbear hexbear-retro

Here's how it works:

  1. Pick from the below categories

  2. Nominate someone for that category by tagging them

  3. If you are nominated respond to the nomination to accept it

  4. Most upbeared accepted nomination in each category wins!

What do you win? The esteem of your fellow Hexbearian comrades of course. What more could you want?

The categories for this year's 2024 Hexie awards are:

  1. Best Effortposter of 2024

  2. Most likely to be called a tankie on a blocked instance

  3. Most comradely Hexbear

This year we have a special bonus category to commemorate some of the new comms we added:

  1. Best bad poster (this is not the worst poster, this is the best poster that is bad at posting)

We got a lot of new posters this year and have a lot of great comrades visiting from federated instances, feel free to participate too! We love all of our great posters, don't we folks?

Alright comrades that's it from me, be sure and do your democratic duty and vote for your 2024 Hexie winners and congrats in advance to the winners of this highly coveted and prestigious award!

And for one small trip down memory lane, here's last year's Hexies! https://hexbear.net/post/1477104

spoilerThis bit was fun last year so I hope folks enjoy doing this bit again this year too, as a bit though
spoiler spoiler beanis :::

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[-] HomoSexualTransStalinist@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Id like to nominate gay tucker carlson for resuming our past friendship and being nice to me in DMs about personal stuff when they saw id come back to the site after not talking for a long time, also for the best impression of tucker carlson if he was gay. didn't want to @ her bcs it felt awkward.

Ngl im slightly tipsy with friends + family rn posting from the toilet, and the main reason i didnt at them was actually bcss i couldn't work out how to withmy dumb dumb tipsy brain

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nominating @REgon@hexbear.net for most likely to get called a tankie. They had a way to just keep annoying libs and be very thorough at arguing through all the ways in which they were wrong. They are great at doing the exact kind of thing that gets libs to call you a tankie, cornering them and showing them they're confidently incorrect.

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[-] someone@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago
  1. Nominate someone for that category by tagging them

My goodness, I'll have a busy time on award night.

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[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

dang I should have badposted more

[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

I nominate myself for the award of most forgettable poster @Gorb@hexbear.net

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[-] President_Obama@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Lmao didn't know we had this

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[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I feel robbed by the fact there’s no “best returning poster” category tbh

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[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago
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[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I am nominating myself for best bad poster.

obama-medal

Often, genius is not appreciated within its lifetime, but future generations will behold the nuggets I fetch you from the posting mines in awe.

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