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The true PTSD (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/lotrmemes@midwest.social

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[-] Jobe@feddit.org 65 points 1 week ago

The real reason Frodo needed to go to Valinor to find peace

[-] sepi@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

You can bet Gollum was packing some real heat. Didn't he like the fish raw unsalted iykwim?

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 46 points 1 week ago

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

https://lemmy.world/comment/13926304

[-] fraksken@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago

Thank you. I'd give you two upvotes, but one is all I got.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I would if I could

[-] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 34 points 1 week ago

What would you say to Gollum while he leads you to Mount Doom when his dingus flops out?

[-] H1jAcK@lemm.ee 28 points 1 week ago

Hey bro, nice dick

[-] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago

Nice precious, bro

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 1 week ago

You just know there's a version of the slo-mo fall into the lava that shows the lil' Smeagol spinning like a helicopter as he goes down.

[-] lath@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

That ring wasn't precious to him because he kept it on his finger...

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They say the One Ring feels like warm apple pie...

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

If you're a hobbit, yeah. Any other species just... couldn't, though not for lack of trying

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Stupid sexy Gollum

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Nothing at all.......

Nothing at all................

[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 17 points 1 week ago

I've got a male sphynx cat that has prepared me for these sorts of mental images.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Bro just woke up and chose violence

[-] 211@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

Oh no, a visible dick on a traditionally unattractive creature, my fragile sanity.

Jesus, Americans. 🙄

[-] Womdat10@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago

Yes, because Americans are the only people who don't want to to be flashed constantly by a creepy man who tried to murder us a while ago.

[-] 211@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

You know as well as I do that there's a major difference between intentionally flashing someone for oh-no-didnt-think-you-had-genitalia shock value, and just not really caring to cover up for whatever reason, usually comfort. Murder attempts or no.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What if his dick fall off when he ~~became a gollum~~ transitioning?

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

what if it remained alive and became an independent organism

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Like a worm, growing into a second Gollun?

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

just a disgusting sea cucumber-like creature sitting in a pond somewhere, not noticed by anyone and yet palpably making the world a worse place simply by existing.