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Nah, better to take psychedelics and improve yourself
Improve like: quit you stressing job.
Do it the California way. Way better for your health.
I've been California sober for a year and I feel much better, I do miss drinking sometimes tho.
But can you drink and breath?
Fun fact: amphibians can't breath while eating or drinking because they lack the "wall" between mouth and nose. They can touch the nose with their tongue from the inside. I'm not sure about reptiles
I knew a girl like that once
Wait what
gotta stay hydrated
You can, until it kills you.
Once you're dead you've got no problems to cope with. Win win!
It's much healthier to cope by punching yourself in the balls (or the cunt, for others so inclined). The beautiful bliss brought by big ball busting breaks by bleary boundaries binding you to bleakness.
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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