holy shit, did you write your dissertation on over-elaborating internet funnies?

To me ‘snitches get stitches’ means ‘don’t rat out the people you were doing the thing with because that makes you a traitor’.

Least people who do shitty things... don't tend to make that distinction. It's often used as a threat to bystanders and even victims. IE I took your lunch money, if you go to the teacher about it, we will beat you up.

If you are talking friends who participate, the implied violence would be unnecessary really. You roll on your friends when doing something against the rules, your friends will never include you in their activities again.

Thing is, the whole threatening the victim has always been a part of the phrase. Don't tattle, don't snitch, it's part of the built in bullshit of school, and even teachers and staff sometimes buy into it, indirectly penalizing students that report abuse from other students. Even more common is nothing at all being done to prevent retaliation, so the cycle of it continues.

This is a joke, obviously. They're turning the idea around, it's just that the fact there's an idea to turn around in the first place is so horrible that the joke kinda falls flat unless you have a dark sense of humor.

Imho the joke is that "snitches get stitches"

absolutely doesn't imply that "non snitches don't get snitches"

Had it been at school you would have been expelled. Our society now teaches people to be victims or face the consequences.

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Feeding the pixel addiction

Same, its a good one

Lol.

There was something magical when a mean kid would realize that my brothers' and my idea of a rollicking good time was a serious ass kicking on their scale.

I'll admit, it doesn't speak well to my brothers' or my intellect, but I guess messing with us was particularly stupid.

Indeed. We should be suspicious of this doctor's diagnostic ability, if that's not another leap of logic too far.