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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 80 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In that case I'm gonna need a slow cooker

(I'm a morbidly obese male)

[–] ThePac@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

wolf whistle

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 70 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] shami@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This looks like I know where its from. Do you know the source?

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A classic joke, but usually told by a programmer about buying stuff at a grocery store.

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imo queues should be replaced with stacks the moment a dev enters the supermarket

[–] ChefKalash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Stacks are LIFO, shouldn't queues be called FIFO's?

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I recognize this character design and art, but for the life of me cant remember from where.

Didnt this artist do a lot of mass effect comics?

[–] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It looks almost like lewdua, but not quite, I don't think. I also have a distinct 'I know this artist but can't place it' feeling.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

FOUND IT!

https://badspot.us/Comics.html

Maybe the OP image isnt done by this guy, but was close enough to fire off the neurons that remembered reading those mass effect comics so very many years ago.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Wow the comments on those comics are horrible

[–] orvorn@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks for linking - I just browsed through this guy's site and he's a total nutjob lmao.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeesh, you're right. all I ever saw of his was the mass effect comics, usually reposted elsewhere.

[–] LongPigFlavor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Okay, but can she think of enough disses to throw that that chicken for 30 minutes?

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm over here speedrunning that recipe 😢

[–] cactus@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

concise decision

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Why will mine only take 5mins? );

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Me a man: welp better go 60

[–] qooqie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] thanevim@kbin.social 79 points 2 years ago (14 children)

The instructions that are being read are implying longer cook times if the chicken breasts are considered large. The joke is that the character realizes she has large breasts herself, and bases cook time on her own breasts rather than the chicken she's actually cooking

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[–] PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

The fuck is in the Ziploc? That's not how you chicken

Edit: don't mind me I was dumb

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well apparently I shouldn't drink and internet, idk why I didn't know that, I was just picturing her putting chicken and a little salt imi a bag and giving it half a shake. Don't mind me I'm just dumb

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I figured it was bread crumbs

[–] Panurge987@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Only the first panel is needed. The next two are redundant spoon-feeding the audience.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I would accept a 2-panel version as well. Because boobs.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The look on her face is part of what makes it great. The whoosh

[–] new_acct_who_dis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Agreed! The look on her face sells the joke

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Did reading two more panels cost so much valuable time to you, bro? Or do titties offend you?

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