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Comic Strips

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Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

Rules
  1. πŸ˜‡ Be Nice!

    • Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
  2. 🏘️ Community Standards

    • Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
    • Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
    • Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
    • Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
  3. 🧬 Keep it Real

    • Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
  4. πŸ“½οΈ Credit Where Credit is Due

    • Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
    • Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
  5. πŸ“‹ Post Formatting

    • Post an image, gallery, or link to a specific comic hosted on another site; e.g., the author's website.
    • Meta posts about the community should be tagged with [Meta] either at the beginning or the end of the post title.
    • When linking to a comic hosted on another site, ensure the link is to the comic itself and not just to the website; e.g.,
      βœ… Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
      ❌ Incorrect: https://xkcd.com/
  6. πŸ“¬ Post Frequency/SPAM

    • Each user (regardless of instance) may post up to five (5 πŸ–) comics a day. This can be any combination of personal comics you have written yourself, or other author's comics. Any comics exceeding five (5 πŸ–) will be removed.
  7. πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ Internationalization (i18n)

    • Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
      SΓ­, por favor [Spanish/EspaΓ±ol]
  8. 🍿 Moderation

    • We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
    • When reporting posts and/or comments, quote which rule is being broken, and why you feel it broke the rules.
Banned Artists

The following artists are banned from the community.

  1. Jago
  2. Stonetoss

It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.

Web Accessibility

Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.

When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:

Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 80 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In that case I'm gonna need a slow cooker

(I'm a morbidly obese male)

[–] ThePac@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

wolf whistle

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 70 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] shami@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This looks like I know where its from. Do you know the source?

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A classic joke, but usually told by a programmer about buying stuff at a grocery store.

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imo queues should be replaced with stacks the moment a dev enters the supermarket

[–] ChefKalash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Stacks are LIFO, shouldn't queues be called FIFO's?

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I recognize this character design and art, but for the life of me cant remember from where.

Didnt this artist do a lot of mass effect comics?

[–] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It looks almost like lewdua, but not quite, I don't think. I also have a distinct 'I know this artist but can't place it' feeling.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

FOUND IT!

https://badspot.us/Comics.html

Maybe the OP image isnt done by this guy, but was close enough to fire off the neurons that remembered reading those mass effect comics so very many years ago.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Wow the comments on those comics are horrible

[–] orvorn@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks for linking - I just browsed through this guy's site and he's a total nutjob lmao.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeesh, you're right. all I ever saw of his was the mass effect comics, usually reposted elsewhere.

[–] LongPigFlavor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Okay, but can she think of enough disses to throw that that chicken for 30 minutes?

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm over here speedrunning that recipe 😒

[–] cactus@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

concise decision

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Why will mine only take 5mins? );

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Me a man: welp better go 60

[–] qooqie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] thanevim@kbin.social 79 points 2 years ago (14 children)

The instructions that are being read are implying longer cook times if the chicken breasts are considered large. The joke is that the character realizes she has large breasts herself, and bases cook time on her own breasts rather than the chicken she's actually cooking

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[–] PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

The fuck is in the Ziploc? That's not how you chicken

Edit: don't mind me I was dumb

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well apparently I shouldn't drink and internet, idk why I didn't know that, I was just picturing her putting chicken and a little salt imi a bag and giving it half a shake. Don't mind me I'm just dumb

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I figured it was bread crumbs

[–] Panurge987@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Only the first panel is needed. The next two are redundant spoon-feeding the audience.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I would accept a 2-panel version as well. Because boobs.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The look on her face is part of what makes it great. The whoosh

[–] new_acct_who_dis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Agreed! The look on her face sells the joke

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Did reading two more panels cost so much valuable time to you, bro? Or do titties offend you?

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