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[-] blady_blah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

"Trump surrounds himself with Yes Men who constantly just kiss his ass.... Is that why you two get along so well?"

Or on a more realistic note I'd ask him about climate change and try to understand what twisted logic he's using to justify his actions.

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I would kindly ask him to shove a cactus up his ass :3

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

"How many billions is enough?"

I'm guessing the answer would be something like "It's never enough."

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

How's your family?

[-] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

What's it like to have all your kids hate you?

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I'd ask for his wife's number

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

"Hey, man, like what the fuck? Actually tho."

[-] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

"I brought you a cup of hot novachuk tea."

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Impossible. I’d never put myself in a situation where it’s possible to sit next to this asshole.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Can I ask the question with my ass? I would rip the loudest, wettest, stankiest fart and then blame it on him.

[-] random@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago
[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"Your bones will look the same as the homeless guy out front's"

[-] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You already know. You don't even have to ask. You know exactly what any one of us on this site would do to Elon Musk or Donald Trump behind closed doors, and you know without even thinking about it for a second.

...whatever it may be.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

You wanna buy some art as a tax writeoff?

takes out sharpie and writes ,000,000 at the end of a $10 price tag.

[-] Breve@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

"Have you ever done something good that didn't have any benefit for yourself?"

The answer is obviously no, but it would be fun to dismantle his ego.

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[-] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago
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[-] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

"were you dropped as a baby or are you just removed?"

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