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they should make half-life 3 a mobile game
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"Don't you guys have phones?"
all the assets should be AI generated, except for the gordon freeman dialogue
Then after huge backlash say they're working on a real one for the computer but it releases at full AAA price with less content than the hated phone version and a battle pass
"Activision/Blizzard did it" is like the "Simpsons did it" of gaming except EA also exists so whatever
Nah, make it for the TI-84 Graphing Calculator
I agree, pretty optimal way to get another CEO blasted
and make it a subway surfer clone
NO. BAD. NAUGHTY.
Sent from Mdewakanton Dakota lands / Sept. 29 1837
Treaty with the Sioux of September 29th, 1837
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And several of the guns are DLC and there are locked rooms that require microtransactions and can be opened for free if you wait for a few hours. Also if you don't pay for the subscription you see ads starting the game, loading a level, and after every cutscene.
it uses tilt controls
they shut it down in 2 months after launch
They should make artifact 2
both a mobile game AND a moba game
Omg if they make half-life moba I will literally die from laughter
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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